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Murder Can Hurt You! (1980)

Spoof of TV crime dramas. Someone is murdering all the great detectives and cops, and it's up to the remaining few to find the killer and stop him.

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Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. See more awards »

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Spoof of TV crime dramas. Someone is murdering all the great detectives and cops, and it's up to the remaining few to find the killer and stop him. Written by Afterburner <aburner@erols.com>

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21 May 1980 (USA)  »

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This movie of the week was intended to be the television response to Murder by Death (1976), spoofing TV detectives as opposed to crime novel detectives. See more »

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Spoofs Kojak (1973) See more »

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Murder can Hurt you

It is funny to read these comments too. I was maybe 9 when I watched this; And couldn't remember anyhting other that the name, someone like Columbo was in it, and an a car accident that created a giant omelete.

I wonder if anyone knows where to find it. I would love to watch it again.

How far away is "retro TV on demand". The technology is in place. The networks should really look into the details.

I can get syndicated TJ Hooker, I should be able to get these old TV movies.

Thank god for IMDb.


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