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Jacob Rixley: The funeral will be in Chicago and the Governor will be there.

Mortician: Well, I'm sure it will cheer their souls just to hear you say that.

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Frank James: Mr. Rixley?

Jacob Rixley: That's right.

Frank James: My name is Frank James. I came here to turn myself in. Here's my gun. I want something in return. I want to be able to bury my brother.

Jacob Rixley: Suppose I don't agree to your terms?

Frank James: I'll kill you.

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Cole Younger: When this is all over, I'm goin' to write a book; make myself more famous than I already am.

Frank James: I trust you'll give me a copy.

Cole Younger: Nope. You gotta pay, Frank; you gotta pay.

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[Cole Younger and Sam Starr are about to fight over Belle]

Cole Younger: What does the winner get?

Belle Starr: Nothin' both of you ain't already had.

Cole Younger: Don't hardly seem worth it.

Belle Starr: It ain't. You're both crazy, but you do keep me amused. I am having a *real* good time.

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[Rixley is trying to get Ed Miller to inform on the James/Younger gang]

Ed Miller: Let me tell you one damn thing. I turn 'em in and I'm gonna get killed by one of their relatives sure as hell. Now I got six months to go here for bustin' up a place drunk, so I'll just take my chances, all right? Besides, Jesse just might change his mind, and he pays better wages than you do, Pinkerton Man.

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Jacob Rixley: Mrs. James, we are going to search your house. I don't suppose it would do any good to ask nicely?

Zee Mimms/James: It won't do you any good to ask at all.

Jacob Rixley: You know, those men of yours are going to wind up dead or they're going to wind up worse.

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[Jesse is meeting with the Ford Brothers]

Jesse James: It ain't straight.

Robert Ford: What?

Jesse James: That sampler; it ain't straight

[turns his back on the Fords]

Robert Ford: [pulls his gun] I shot Jesse James.

[shoots Jesse in the back]

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Engineer: [during a train robbery] Who the hell do you think you are, Jesse James?

Bob Younger: Hell, no! I'm Bob Younger. Jesse James rides with the Youngers. Now, stop the damn train!

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Jim Younger: [before the Northfield Raid] Maybe we need to send a couple of people down there and look things over before we just ride in there.

Jesse James: Clell's already scouted it out. What's wrong with you, Jim? Talkin' soft is something I'd expect from Cole or Frank.

Cole Younger: I gave up tryin' to talk sense to you a long time ago, Jesse.

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Belle Starr: Coleman Younger! Seems like you folks are havin' a real nice party in there.

Cole Younger: I expect so, with free food and drink and all.

Belle Starr: How come I wasn't invited?

Cole Younger: 'Cause you're a whore, Belle.

Belle Starr: I might be; but at least I ain't a cheap one.

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Cole Younger: You still chargin' $15?

Belle Starr: [laughing] I sure am.

Cole Younger: [shaking his head] Lot of money.

Belle Starr: Well, at the rate you're losin' you won't have to worry about it. Course you could always hold up another bank; scare some more innocent people half to death.

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Cole Younger: [regarding the Northfield Raid] That's kinda off our range, ain't it, Jesse? There's still a lot of banks and cathouses in Missouri we ain't done.

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Cole Younger: [Jesse has decided to leave the Youngers for the posse to find] I like it better this way, Jesse; I get to see you run.

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Frank James: [gazing at Wilhelmina across a crowded dance floor] I got a question for you.

Clell Miller: Fire away, Frank. Fire away and fall back.

Frank James: You ever been in love?

Clell Miller: Oh God, yes. It was terrible. An affliction. Really miserable. Nothing but trouble. Drove me crazy.

Frank James: That bad? Really?

Clell Miller: Yes. She was wonderful.

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Jacob Rixley: I want your sons, Mrs. Samuel.

Zerelda Cole Samuel: What do you want them for?

Jacob Rixley: For robbing banks, ma'am.

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Beth Mimms: Jim Younger, there are some things that a gentleman does not ask a lady!

Bob Younger: Beth, when you're old enough to call yourself a lady, I'll keep that in mind.

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[on Jesse's relationship with Zee Mimms]

Cole Younger: The next thing you know, he'll ask her to marry him and settle down.

Frank James: The first part, anyway.

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Cole Younger: First getting shot, then getting married - bad habits.

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Jacob Rixley: What do you and your brothers think about a life sentence? I mean, you're lucky they don't allow hanging in this state. Come on, Cole, tell me what you think about this?

Cole Younger: Ah, hell. We played a rough game... and we lost.

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Cole Younger: [Cole Younger and Sam Starr are about to fight over Belle] Well... I'm glad I caught you in a good mood.

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