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15 out of 19 people found the following review useful:
A great if unintentional comedy, 28 August 1999
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Scoopy from Budapest
There's a little sleepy seaside burg debating whether to add a new
cannery.
Life is slow there, and the fishing is dying. It turns out that the reason
the salmon are disappearing is that the owners of the cannery company have
been doing some DNA experiments on salmon. They accidentally released
genetically altered salmon into the ocean, and those altered salmon were
eaten by predator fish. This special diet turns the predator fish into -
you
guessed it - Humanoids From The Deep. (Add echo chamber in your mind).
Now what do you think the loony humans do? Hint: remember that the
monsters
have been living on genetically altered salmon, and then they have nothing
else to eat but the real salmon. The humans go ahead and hold the 93rd
annual Salmon Festival! It's like advertising a tourist attraction for
salmon-eating monsters. Then there is a silly subplot, added after the
fact
by the filmmakers. The monsters are super-evolved and need to propagate
their species. They don't seem to have any females in their race. They are
also humanoid (Well, sort of. They appear to be as human as Vic Morrow,
but
just barely). They therefore need to kill human males and mate with human
females.
First they come upon a girl and her boyfriend camping on the beach. He is
a
ventriloquist, for no apparent reason. They maul the twerp, and the
dummy's
eyes continue to follow the action, even after the ventriloquist is dead.
This apparently supernatural phenomenon is never explained. (Hey, it's a
Corman movie). The monsters proceed to rape her. Later, another girl's
boyfriend is feeling her up in the water, and this makes the humanoids
really horny, so they kill another twerp, and rape another girl. In the
movie's final scene, she is giving birth, and ...... I think you can
probably figure it out.
The movie's climax comes at the Salmon Festival, a carnival where humans
and
humanoids alike meet to share a few memories. The humanoids show that,
while
they are not smarter than average humans, they are quite a bit smarter
than
carny folk, and smell a lot better as well. Dental care is about even.
The monsters rip off the bra of the Salmon Queen before chasing her
through
the midway. Before tracking down the Salmon Queen, however, the monsters
stop to ride some of the midway rides (say, they are genetically
advanced),
and of course slaughter the humans on the rides. Then the monsters stop
for
some cotton candy. Not by salmon alone does man live. Then they head over
to
the midway to play some carny games. One of the monsters is really hacked
off that he can't knock down the bowling pins and win an Eeyore for the
Salmon Queen, especially since he has seen some other monsters with
Eeyore's
and even one with a Tigger! He really gets steamed when he realizes that
those other monsters were audience plants, allowed to win by the carny
barkers in order to sucker in the players. Of course, when he finds this
out, he rips the carny geek limb from limb and resumes chasing the Salmon
Queen, intending to take her by force if he cannot woo her with presents.
But, by jingo, we humans are not defenseless, you know. Our salmon queens
can take care of themselves, thank you very much. This gal squares off and
dukes it out with the big guy. The human spirit endures. So if you evil
superintelligent movie humanoids are out there reading this review, listen
up. You'll never take us. If you think you can just come here and rape our
women, Mr. Johnny Monster, you've got another think coming. We've got
mighty
tough Salmon Queens and Van Damme and Bruce Willis, and no movie monster
or
asteroid is going to crush this race, nosireebob.
13 out of 17 people found the following review useful:
Truly nasty and exploitative Corman-highlight, 14 December 2004
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Coventry from the Draconian Swamp of Unholy Souls
With some imagination, the best way to describe "Humanoids from the
Deep" is calling it a nasty and perverted update of the "Creature from
the Black Lagoon"-premise. That classic Jack Arnold featured oppressed
sexual undertones while HftD is a downright outrageous and rancid
flick. Not bad to see a woman directs a more or less anti-women
movie
even though Corman hired someone else to shoot extra
sleaze-footage. In many ways, it also feels like you're watching an
Italian horror product! The style and atmosphere of this film are so
silly, the violence is so explicit and the plot rips off several other
genre classics. Don't be fooled, however, because this is an authentic
Roger Corman production and definitely one of the most entertaining
ones he ever was involved in. The plot handles about ecologically
mutated fish that attack a little fish-town during the annual
salmon-festival. The creatures, which evolve amazingly fast, kill the
men and rape the women.
"Humanoids from the Deep" is an unbelievably entertaining gorefest! The
monster-suits are some of the most efficient ever and they look truly
despicable. The gratuitous nudity is of course a very redundant
element but Corman surely knows that it sells. As mentioned before,
this film rips off quite a few genre hits and cleverly uses eerie ideas
(and music) from "Jaws" and "Alien". The make-up effects are simply
disgusting
and that's a positive comment. Especially the grotesque
finale, set during the yearly festival, contains some sickness every
self-respecting horror fan should see. Even though the film could have
used a little more humor to put it the wholesome into perspective a
little, this surely is fundamental viewing for all fans of trash
film-making. For some incomprehensible reason, Corman also put his
money in made-for-TV remake during the 90's. That film might be fairly
gore as well, but it entirely lacks the campy, light-headed fun of this
original. Make sure you watch the right version!
9 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Gill-men kill men... and rape women!, 16 April 2007
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Author:
BA_Harrison from Hampshire, England
Check this out for a storyline: hideous fish-men rise from the ocean
depths in order to mate with human females and thus speed up their
rapid evolution (which has already been kick-started by them eating
genetically mutated salmon). Now if that doesn't sound like B-movie
monster heaven, then I don't know what does.
After fisherman Jim Hill (ageing action 'hunk', Doug McClure),
native-American Johnny Eagle (Anthony Pena), and scientist Susan Drake
(Ann Turkel), discover the randy web-footed mutants in a nearby network
of caves, they must race to the fishing town of Noyo to warn the locals
of the danger that awaits them.
A wonderfully silly and scary portion of fishy fun, Humanoids From The
Deep is a must-see for all fans of rubbery creature features. Packed
with numerous dubious delights, which include the raping of buxom babes
by the seaweed-covered critters, loads of gruesome gory killings, the
obligatory shower scene, and a terrific ending in which the beasts
gatecrash a party with bloody results, the film entertains from the
very start right up to its OTT splattery ending.
Produced by horror legend Roger Corman, HFTD manages to deliver its
preposterous plot with just the right mixture of seriousness and
knowing silliness (watch the ventriloquist scene for the loopiest
moment, when the dummy's eyes flick back and forth as its owner is
killed!). Ace make-up FX man Rob Bottin's work is top-notchthe
monsters may be men in suits, but they are still effectively disgusting
looking things, equipped with razor sharp fangs, weird extended
fore-arms and obscenely bulging craniumsand the seasoned leads
(including Vic Morrow as town bad-guy Hank Slattery) give credible
performances. The big breasted girls in the movie are also great,
gamely shedding their clothes at every chance and enthusiastically
bouncing in front of the camera!
Unabashedly misogynistic, and very, very silly, 'Humanoids' is a gem of
80s horror and a real treat for fans of trash cinemado yourself a
favour and fish this one out soon!
10 out of 12 people found the following review useful:
A wickedly fun creature feature!, 15 January 2009
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AngryChair from Brentwood, USA
Mutated salmon monsters emerge from the sea and reek bloody havoc upon
a small New England fishing village.
One of the best Roger Corman-produced monster flicks ever, Humanoids
from the Deep is one guilty treat for fans of old fashioned creature
horror. It's a horror film that's very unpretentious as it features
gruesomely good makeup effects, some intense scenes of violent action,
and of course nubile women menaced by the slimy title characters. It's
simply a fun ride for horror fans who don't mind their entertainment a
touch on the campy side. The plot is fast-paced, there's some great
moments of humor, and a few genuinely good shocks (particularly the
gory finale). The creature effects are solidly well done. The cast is
pretty good as well and James Horner's music score lends great moody
atmosphere.
Definitely a memorable outing for fans of the monster genre, Humanoids
from the Deep is not to be missed!
*** 1/2 out of ****
14 out of 20 people found the following review useful:
Campy Crapola, 25 January 2004
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Gafke from United States
This movie seems to pick up where "Creature From The Black Lagoon" left
off. We all know that the Gill Man wanted some hot, steamy Amazonian
sex with the pretty girl in the white bathing suit...but no way were
they going to show that happening back in the 50s! Well, along came
1980 and the Gill Man is either high-fiving his amphibious descendants,
or he's rolling over in his watery grave.
A bunch of salmon (yes, salmon!) exposed to pollution, mutate into some
pretty cool looking monsters and go on a rape and murder spree in a
small Pacific Northwest fishing village. There's also a subplot
concerning Native Americans protesting the pollution of their waters,
but it seems like an afterthought, as no one could really stretch a
story about horny monsters out for an hour and a half. Young, sexually
active women in bikinis beware! The monsters are determined to
procreate, and do so in a couple of nasty, icky rape scenes. There's
also an infamously gross-out climax (no pun intended) in which a rape
victim gives birth to a monstrous fish baby. And she didn't reach for a
coat hangar earlier because why?
Yeesh, now I know why Lovecraft hated fish so much. These guys are
nasty! The rubber costumes are great, giving us icky slimy fishmen with
giant exposed brains, nasty little piranha teeth and incredibly
elongated arms. There's lots of bare, jiggling breasts and really
stupid people getting their guts clawed out, so if you like naked girls
and gore, don't miss this one.
5 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
Attack of the Territorial and Horny Fish Creatures from Hell!!!, 16 July 2008
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ElijahCSkuggs from Happy Land, who lives in a Gumdrop House on Lolly Pop Lane
The story is about these creature-of-the-black-lagoon-lookin-things
wreaking havoc on a small fishing town. Throw in a subplot concerning a
prejudice fisherman and some boobs and gore and you have Monster, aka
Humanoids From the Deep.
I've always heard about this flick, but always seemed to erase it from
my memory. And I don't know why. So, while cruisin the net I happened
to come upon it once again. It happened to jar some memories loose,
which told me it was about time I should check it out.
Well, I did, and I'm happy I have such a mediocre memory. This flick
had almost everything I look for in 80's flicks. It had da boobs, da
gore and da creatures....who rape chicks.
It's not all gravy unfortunately. I was kinda bored when the creatures
weren't on screen. The fight scene with Vic Morrow and the lovey-dovey
sex scenes were all entertaining, but the film seemed dull at points.
Mostly when any lead actress was acting it up. Nevertheless, the flick
ain't about talking chickens.
Humanoids from the Deep is a great example of awesome 80s horror. It
had what a horror fan wants. Do yourself a favor and check this flick
out if you want a cool creature flick with the woiks!
5 out of 5 people found the following review useful:
A great, never-a-dull-moment-thriller!, 4 February 2001
Author:
matt-282 from United States
A great Roger Corman production again involving monsters, this time killer salmon creatures memorphed into humanhoid beings that kill men and rape women of a small Oregon fishing town. The movie opens with a fishing boat taking a group of fishermen out to bring up their nets only to have something large and unseen claw away at it which leads to one little boy falling overboard and getting eaten and the boat exploding killing all aboard. The tension, suspense, exitcement starts almost from the first scene and never lets up for a minute. For the next scene has a nighttime setting which has one humanoid lurking around a local house with the lady inside wondering where strange noises are coming from, and her going out to investigate. With the rash of attacks, and dissapearances, bring in a scientist who slowly explains the reason for the creatures existence while more and more humanoids are attacking campers, beachgoers and others in various gory ways. One may find it cheesy and absurd, but that's the whole point as a great cheesy thriller that had a tight script and a great climatic humanoid attack against the fishing pier. I'd give it a 10 out of 10 rating.
6 out of 7 people found the following review useful:
I agree with most of the other posters. It's a classic!, 13 August 2005
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FleshAndTheFiends from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
We've probably all seen a few cheesy monster movies from the 1950s and
60s. You know, ones where some kind of big monster seems to take a
liking to a beautiful female member of the human species and ends up
destroying whoever gets in its way of acquiring said beauty. When the
monster finally got his hands on the lovely damsel, he'd run off with
her into a cave or somewhere else secluded. Now, thanks to director
Barbara Peeters and producer Roger Corman, we finally get to see what
happens THEN! And it's pretty much what we suspected all along. It's
mating season! Who doesn't love this movie? What's not to love? It has
plenty of gore, comedy, ventriloquism, a fast pace, a naked woman
running down the beach, assorted trashiness, great monsters (designed
by Rob Bottin) and a great action-packed finale at a carnival. Anyone
who has seen a few of the more recent Roger Corman movies knows that
many scenes from this one ended up being reused many more times to save
money.
By the way, ignore the 1996 remake. They just don't make 'em like this
anymore!
7 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
Great Fun, 12 March 2008
Author:
Michael_Elliott from Louisville, KY
Humanoids From the Deep (1980)
*** (out of 4)
Outrageous sci-fi/horror film about half man/half salmon creatures
coming on shore in a small town to kill all the dogs, children and men
while mating with all the big breasted women. This here is one of the
true treasures from the 1980's horror films and it remains one of the
most entertaining "B" films from the genre. The film is a throwback to
those sci-fi films of the 1950s with the big exception being that now
we get graphic violence, rape, gore and tons of nudity. The story is
outrageous but it makes for a great time. The performances are better
than expected and the direction is good throughout.
7 out of 10 people found the following review useful:
When Fish-Men Raid, 20 February 2002
Author:
sfaddict
As far as fish-mutation films go, this one is actually one of the very best. The Fish-Men actually look pretty cool. The film probably owes something to PIRANHA and HORROR OF PARTY BEACH. It's predictable but fun if you're in the mood for something fishy.
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