The Hollywood Knights (1980)

Mina Kolb: Dudley's Mother

Quotes 

• Dudley : [Dudley is calling his mother from Tubby's]  Mother?

  Dudley's Mother : Dudley?

  Dudley : Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all.

  Dudley's Mother : [looks around]  You're not in bed, dear.

  Dudley : Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.

  Dudley's Mother : You're going to be a little late.

  Dudley : Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.

  [she faints, he hangs up] 

  Dudley : Now I just have to figure out how.