| Martine Beswick | ... | Xaviera Hollander | |
| Chris Lemmon | ... | Robby Rottman | |
| Adam West | ... | Lionel Lamely | |
| Richard Deacon | ... | Joseph Rottman | |
| Phil Silvers | ... | William B. Warkoff | |
| Charles Green | ... | George | |
| Lisa London | ... | Laurie | |
| Alexandra Morgan | ... | Max | |
| Tanya Boyd | ... | Sylvie | |
| Susan Kiger | ... | Susie | |
| Randi Brough | ... | Twin | |
| Candi Brough | ... | Twin | |
| Lindsay Bloom | ... | Chris | |
| Betty Jean Samuelson | ... | Joy Pecker | |
| Jack Perkins | ... | Drunk Conventioner | |
| Dick Miller | ... | New York Cop | |
| Edie Adams | ... | Rita Beater | |
| Chuck Wells | ... | Valet | |
| Nick Powers | ... | Waiter | |
| K.C. Winkler | ... | Amber | |
| Len Mooy | ... | Studio Guard | |
| Kim Hopkins | ... | Young Xaviera | |
| Dana Feller | ... | Dana | |
| Rebecca Burton | ... | Rebecca | |
| Melonie Shey | ... | Melonie | |
| Michu Case | ... | Michu | |
| Liz Glazowski | ... | Liz | |
| Aharon Ipalé | ... | Raul (as Aharon Ipale) | |
| Ian Abercrombie | ... | Denis | |
| Daniel Ades | ... | Guido (as Danny Ades) | |
| Tony Crupi | ... | Tony | |
| Camille Gaon | ... | Rosey | |
| Paul Marin | ... | Tom | |
| Pablo Marz | ... | Deli-Delivery | |
| Merrie Lynn Ross | ... | Teresa | |
| Herb Vigran | ... | Lab Manager (as Herbert Vigran) | |
| Lyman Ward | ... | Real Estate Agent | |
| Herbert Benkman | ... | Admiral | |
| Joseph Chapman | ... | Miles | |
| Barbara Gannen | ... | Marian | |
| Yehuda Efroni | ... | Dominic | |
| Paul Keith | ... | Desk Clerk | |
| David Michels | ... | Cop (as Dave Michels) | |
| Harry Moses | ... | Cop | |
| Jay Saide | ... | Cop | |
| Anne-Marie Roberts | ... | Street Hooker | |
| Mark Lester | ... | The Client | |
| Army Archerd | ... | Himself |
Directed by | |||
| Alan Roberts | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Devin Goldenberg | (screenplay) | |
| Alan Roberts | (story) and | |
| Devin Goldenberg | (story) | |
Produced by | |||
| Yoram Globus | .... | producer | |
| Menahem Golan | .... | producer | |
| Ronnie Hadar | .... | associate producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Tom Perry | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Stephen W. Gray | (director of photography) (as Stephen Gray) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Nicholas Wentworth | |||
Casting by | |||
| Ann Bell | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| George Costello | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Maria Caso | (as Maria Rebman) | ||
Costume Design by | |||
| Lennie Barin | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Bobby Flint | .... | makeup artist | |
| Donald Morand | .... | hair designer (as Don Morand) | |
| Margaret Richter | .... | makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| John Callas | .... | production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| John Callas | .... | first assistant director | |
| Robin R. Oliver | .... | second assistant director (as Robin Oliver) | |
Art Department | |||
| Craig Abraham | .... | property assistant | |
| Edward Ansara | .... | graphic artist | |
| Mike Bingham | .... | construction supervisor (as Michael Bingham) | |
| Jay Burichart | .... | property assistant | |
| Tommy Estridge | .... | property master | |
| Michael Orton | .... | illustrator | |
| Debbi Richardson | .... | property assistant | |
| Dena Roth | .... | assistant art director | |
| Richard Scott | .... | property assistant (as Rick Scott) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Itzhak Magal | .... | sound mixer | |
| Mark A. Mangini | .... | adr editor | |
| Nicole Neuhaus | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Efraim Reuveni | .... | sound editor | |
| Mark Ulano | .... | boom operator (as Mark F. Ulano) | |
| Douglas Vaughan | .... | sound mixer | |
Stunts | |||
| Morgan Brittany | .... | stunt artist | |
| Erik Cord | .... | stunt artist | |
| Wally Crowder | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Ken Fritz | .... | stunt artist | |
| Dennis Madalone | .... | stunt artist | |
| Debby Porter | .... | stunt artist | |
| Roger Richman | .... | stunt artist | |
| Tony Santoro | .... | stunt artist | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Assaf Amir | .... | electrician | |
| Gregory Brown | .... | second electrician | |
| Billy Dickson | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Jerry Feldman | .... | gaffer | |
| Pamela Fogel | .... | electrician | |
| Ed George | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Robert Gray | .... | gaffer (as Bob Gray) | |
| Lee Grover | .... | first assistant camera: second unit | |
| Ian Kincaid | .... | best boy (as Ian R. Kincaid) | |
| David Lewis | .... | director of photography: second unit | |
| Arte Shelton | .... | grip (as Arthur Shelton) | |
| Marston Shelton | .... | key grip | |
| Stephen St. John | .... | first assistant camera (as Steven St. John) | |
| Thomas Vanghele | .... | second assistant camera (as Tom Vanghele) | |
| Chuck Wells | .... | key grip | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Naomi Golan | .... | assistant to costume designer (as Neomi Golan) | |
| Kerry Lyn McKissick | .... | assistant to costume designer (as Lyn McKissick) | |
| Esther Shain | .... | wardrobe | |
| Paul Wooldridge | .... | wardrobe | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Elly De Vries | .... | first assistant editor: second unit | |
| Judith Oliver | .... | second assistant editor: second unit | |
| Patrick Roark | .... | associate editor (as Patrick T. Roark) | |
| Linda Whittlesey | .... | second assistant editor: second unit | |
Music Department | |||
| Don Bagley | .... | conductor | |
| Don Bagley | .... | orchestrator | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Carl Johnson | .... | driver: Cinemobile | |
Other crew | |||
| Ethel Abels | .... | production auditor | |
| Kent Adamson | .... | production assistant | |
| Mark Levinson | .... | production assistant | |
| Joseph A. Liuzzi | .... | location manager (as Joe Liuzzi) | |
| Liz Mackiewicz | .... | assistant to producers | |
| Kenny Myers | .... | production assistant | |
| Mark Stein | .... | leather apparel | |
| Frank J. Tsacrios | .... | assistant to associate producer | |
| Jo Anna Walker | .... | publicist | |
| Brenda Weisman | .... | script supervisor | |
| Brenda West | .... | production assistant | |
| Mahlon Todd Williams | .... | location manager (as Todd Williams) | |
| Xaviera Hollander | .... | creator: "Happy Hooker" concept (uncredited) | |
Thanks | |||
| Mort Fallick | .... | special thanks | |
| Derrick Parsons | .... | special thanks | |
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If your idea of fun is watching Adam West dance and simulate receiving oral sex, by all means, enjoy. Otherwise, this may very well be the worst movie I've seen made in the 80's. And I've seen SQUEEZE PLAY.
Phil Silvers was in this, too. And Rob Petrie's boss.