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The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980)

R | | Comedy | 4 June 1980 (USA)
A madcap comedy about Xaviera's attempt to make a film in Hollywood based on her book. Getting mixed up with some of the biggest crooked producers in town, she beats them all at their own game, and makes the film without them.

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Robby Rottman
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Lionel Lamely
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Joseph Rottman
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George
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Tanya Boyd ...
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Susan Kiger ...
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Randi Brough ...
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Betty Jean Samuelson ...
Joy Pecker
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A madcap comedy about Xaviera's attempt to make a film in Hollywood based on her book. Getting mixed up with some of the biggest crooked producers in town, she beats them all at their own game, and makes the film without them.

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Giarrettiera tutta matta  »

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Trivia

Martine Beswick was appalled by the sheer amount of sex in the film and threatened to quit the film at one point. See more »

Goofs

On the audio track, Xaviera says, "Call Jake at the lab and make sure we'll have the film by six", but you can see her mouth the words "by four". A few seconds later, Maxine says "six o'clock" twice, but you can see she said "four o'clock" both times. See more »

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Xaviera Hollander: Let's dance.
[gets up, taking Lionel's hand]
Lionel Lamely: Yowza!
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MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
24 March 2001 | by (Hillsborough, NC) – See all my reviews

If your idea of fun is watching Adam West dance and simulate receiving oral sex, by all means, enjoy. Otherwise, this may very well be the worst movie I've seen made in the 80's. And I've seen SQUEEZE PLAY.

Phil Silvers was in this, too. And Rob Petrie's boss.


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