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Robby Rottman
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| Adam West | ... |
Lionel Lamely
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Joseph Rottman
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George
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Laurie
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Alexandra Morgan | ... |
Max
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Tanya Boyd | ... |
Sylvie
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Susan Kiger | ... |
Susie
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Randi Brough | ... |
Twin
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Candi Brough | ... |
Twin
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| Lindsay Bloom | ... |
Chris
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Betty Jean Samuelson | ... |
Joy Pecker
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Jack Perkins | ... |
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A madcap comedy about Xaviera's attempt to make a film in Hollywood based on her book. Getting mixed up with some of the biggest crooked producers in town, she beats them all at their own game, and makes the film without them.
By the way, that's A-dult (A like "ham," dult like the regular saying).
Anyhow, "The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood" is one of those films that are like, "Uhh...I really shouldn't be seeing this stuff!!!!!" Yes, I know this movie is chock full of nudity. I can tell because I heard that Batman is nude in this movie! (The Fox Batman, as you can tell; not the WB Batman!) How surprising, I may never see Batman again! "Holy (insert any word here), Batman! How can you get to that point in your career!," as Robin would say. (I'm sure he'd be nude, too).
That's my reaction to this naughty little flick. Heck, even those bots of MST3K fame would never riff it, because it's that naughty! While this movie gets ten stars, you'll need to bless your home theater center after this for that bad thing you watched on it!!!!! Then, you'll need to find a better flick than this!