Play along people! There's plenty of things we learned.


1. Coke bottles are evil things.

2. When you see a plane's smoke, it's flatulence from the gods.

3. Bananas are slippery.

4. A bazooka's scope is not very accurate.

5. When sitting on a moving jeep, you will fall off if it stops abruptly.

6. Bottles make "whoop whoop whoop" noises when you throw them in the air.

7. To send a bottle back to the gods, throw it in the air.

8. If that doesn't work, bury it away from the village.

9. If that doesn't work, take it to the end of the earth.

10. English is a chattering noise like a monkey.

11. Rhinos are the self appointed fire marshall.

12. When tribesmen agree, they will shake their head.

13. If you have nervous trouble around women, it's an interesting psychological phenomenon.

14. Rifles are funny sticks that grow out of a tree.

15. Gunshots make thunderclaps.

16. Everytime you make a mistake, add an "yiyi" to your "Aiyiyi"

17. Rocks make good parking brakes.

18. Windshields are invisible.

19. People need cars to get to a mail box 20 feet away.

20. If you have a bad experience, you don't want to talk about it.

21. Waitabit (sp?) trees grab you.

22. If you say you collect manuer, people will think you just shovel it.

23. Jumping and screaming will scare lions away.

24. Sam Boga works with amatuers.

25. To get someone to talk, blindfold them and throw them off a helicopter that's on the ground.

26. Fast forwarded frames make things funnier.

27. The Land Rover is the antichrist.

28. Winches are strong enough to pull an SUV into a tree.

29. Buggies are strange animals whose legs go round and round.

30. People who smoke are gods that have fire coming out of their mouths.

31. You would have to dig the whole day to feed an average white person.

32. The Kalahari looks like a paradise, but is the most dangerous desert in the world.

33. If a Bushman has really helped you out, give him money even though you know he will throw it away.

34. "!" means click.

35. Coke bottles have many uses.

36. Coke is a gift from the gods.

37. Babboons will listen and understand you if you speak to them long enough.

38. People must follow bikes trails, even if they are unnecessarily windey.

39. To stop an armored vehicle, stand in front of it and let it crash into your booth.

40. If you just got robbed and another group of vehicles come by, they might want to rob you too.

41. Mercedes are gass guzzlers

42. If you ran out of gas for 15 minutes, your comrades will not care about you.

43. Telescopes have little people in them.

44. Goats are ridiculous looking animals, but look good to eat.