Queen Doris: Tell me... Tell me how you loved...
King Fausto: I loved to feel your nipples harden when I caress them with my fingertips.
Renee Henderson: I know that voice. You're the one the king keeps locked up in the pit.
Ex-Queen: And this is going up your asshole just as soon as I'm done with queenie here, faggot.
Renee Henderson: Aw, your buns smell like lox, honey! I can smell them. from here!
Chicken: You know the chickens are always ready to help you any way we can. But as you know...
Squeezit: What can chickens do?
Queen Doris: Why does it feel so good to be sooooo bad?
Renee Henderson: The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!
Old Yiddish Man: What's a nice Jewish boy like you doing in the sixth dimension?
Ma: Flash, be sure and tie your grandfather up and check the knots real good. While he was sniffing around for food yesterday, he nearly wandered into the Forbidden Zone.
Flash: The principal, Mr. Yodelbean, sent out bulletins to all the classrooms that said if anybody was gonna be late, they was gonna be punished.
King Fausto: My, my, aren't you a jealous one.
Satan: [singing to princess] Be nice to me, babe or you'll regret it. You are my hostage and don't you forget it. The night is early and there's lots to be done. Lets boogy now, come on, we're gonna have some fun.
Queen Doris: One thousand years and I still can't get enough of you.
Queen Doris: Tell me why that French slut is so special to you and why you carry her picture around in your pocket!
King Fausto: All right, I'll tell to you. She's French and that's simple. Therefore she's of the master race. A direct descendant of God just like me.
King Fausto: Just wait until those dead babies start marching, then you'll be eating your words!
Susan B. 'Frenchy' Hercules: Hot damn! Zee Sixth Dimension!
Flash: [singing] F is Fay / Fi foh foo / F-U-C-K
Black Student Minstrals: You You You
Renee Henderson: The queen is a very important person. She hurts me a lot, but I respect her.
Huckleberry P. Jones: Uh, by the way, honey, when's that mentally-retarded Swedish husband of yours comin' home, anyhow?
Queen Doris: Where is your precious army?
King Fausto: I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Queen Doris: You're really out to lunch!
Ex-Queen: I gotta change a Tampax, I'll see you later.
Pa Hercules: You leave me be. In the real world up there, I was just another rat. And down here, I also live like a rat. So what's the difference? Go away. I want to be alone.
Flash: Ah, banana oil.
King Fausto: [getting ready for battle; to Flash and Gramps] Hurry up!
Flash: [having sex with a fat woman] That's what we're trying to do.
Miss Feldman: That does it, Johnny! You're going to Mr. Yodelbean's office!
Gunfighting Student, Johnny: You ain't takin' me nowhere, you honky bitch.
Squeezit: [during gunfight after Frency jumps out of window] Frenchy, come back! They'll mark you truant!
Satan: Now, off with his head!
Renee Henderson: [Renee has unchained 'herself' and is voluntarily entering a cage to be gang-probed] Oh, beat me! Kill me! Fuck my asshole!
Squeezit: Well, last night my mother was punishing me again, and I begged her to stop hurting me, but she wouldn't. And finally the pain got so intense and unbearable that I felt like I was dying and leaving my body.
First Teasing Girl: Ewww! Squeezit Henderson.
Second Teasing Girl: Will ya get a load-a that joik, will ya?
Marching Demon: You said it, brother. My boss is just dyin' to stick his fork in that there tomato!