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Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype (1980) Poster

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Dr. Henry Heckyl: I don't have to see the fear in their eyes, I can feel them cringing. I can feel them shrinking from my face. My one and only, old, unfortunate face. What they never see is the beauty behind my eyes. They only see the colors.

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Dr. Henry Heckyl: Mine is a face that spoils a sunny day. Luckily I don't need tan.

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Dr. Henry Heckyl: If only they knew me, they would love me. But they don't know me. They don't. So screw 'em!

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Dr. Henry Heckyl: I'm afraid the transplant will have to wait until we can find a donor with two right feet.

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Dr. Henry Heckyl: First of all I'm going to give you a shot of zilophob. It will help suppress the pain I'm going to have to put you through.

Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': I don't feel pain, I'm a cop.

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Mr. Hype: She's dead.

[whimpering]

Mr. Hype: And I'm still a virgin.

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Mr. Hype: I want you to be absolutely honest.

Liza Rowne: I don't think I've ever tried that.

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Dr. Henry Heckyl: [scaring away yet another girl] I could have taken her to a movie. To a Chinese restaurant. To a water bed motel.

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Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': Did he have one red eye, one green eye, hair like it was taken off a Halloween mask, and a nose like a half-eaten carrot?

Mrs. Quivel: Yes. He's laying on my bed, making disgusting noises.

Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': That's no monster, that's my podiatrist.

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Bad William: [new cellmate] I'm Bad William. You free to stay, long as you don't step on my shadow, which is bigger than *you*.

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Miss Finebum: Let's face it, we're probably immortal.

Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': Why don't you shoot each other and find out.

Mr. Hype: You get in my way again, squid brain, and you'll wish your mother had strangled you at birth.

Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': She tried.

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[last lines]

Dr. Henry Heckyl: Now we're dead, and I'm still a virgin.

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