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Cheaper to Keep Her (1981) Poster

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Tony: Why did she say the lobster was muy delicioso?

Bill: Tony, that's what she calls it.

[hitching thumb toward privates]

Bill: The lobster!

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Bill: [whispering] Got any condoms?

Stock Boy: Rubbers? Lucky you! Aisle three, between the Kotex and flea spray.

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Bill: Well, if it isn't Mrs. Quack-Quack.

[K.D., motions for him to remove the tape covering her mouth]

Bill: I like you better with your mouth shut.

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