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Bronco Billy (1980) Poster

(1980)

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Dr. Canterbury, Head of Sanatorium: Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man - no money!

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Bronco Billy McCoy: Now look! I don't take kindly to kids playin' hooky from school. I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.

Young kid: We don't go to school today, Bronco Billy. It's Saturday!

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Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?

Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.

Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?

Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.

Antoinette Lilly: What happened?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.

Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.

Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?

Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!

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Antoinette Lilly: But why do I hate him so?

Lorraine Running Water: The Apaches have a word for that... it's called love.

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Bronco Billy McCoy: Go ahead, let the tears fall in the beer.

Antoinette Lilly: I'm not crying!

Bronco Billy McCoy: There's nothing wrong with cryin'.

Antoinette Lilly: The smoke in here is hurting my eyes!

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Lorraine Running Water: Do you understand what Bronco Billy and the wild west show are all about? You can be anything you want. All you have to do is go out and become it!

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John Arlington: Darling, may I put my hand on your breast.

Antoinette Lilly: NO.

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Antoinette Lilly: Good morning!

Lefty LeBow: What's so good about it?

Antoinette Lilly: Smell that fresh morning air! Look at the blue sky above!

Lefty LeBow: Have you been drinkin' some of Doc's Snakebite?

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Bronco Billy McCoy: Killin's too good for you!

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Lorraine Running Water: He's like all men... a big kid in a man's body.

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Antoinette Lilly: Are you for real?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I'm who I want to be.

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Bronco Billy McCoy: You should never kill a man unless it's absolutely necessary.

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Bronco Billy McCoy: I've got a special message for you little pardners out there. I want you to finish your oatmeal at breakfast and do as your mom and pa tell you because they know best. Don't ever tell a lie and say your prayers at night before you go to bed. And as our friends south of the border say, 'Adios, amigos.'

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Antoinette Lilly: What are you going to do?

Bronco Billy McCoy: I do the thinking around here.

Antoinette Lilly: I hadn't noticed.

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Antoinette Lilly: [Sarcastically while driving in rural country] When do we get to the next VILLAGE?

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