A reclusive, elderly author is visited by a young admirer...but both men are more than they claim to be.
Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
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Did You Know?
The title, which turns out to be a code-phrase used by Russian spies, comes from the words of the "Eton Boating Song". See more
Can I get you anything?
Professor Jason Cavendish
Yes. Your absence.
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