4.3/10
1,476
77 user 51 critic

The Apple (1980)

In 1994, a young couple enters the world of the music industry, and subsequently the world of drugs.

Director:

Writers:

(screenplay), (story) | 1 more credit »
Reviews

On Disc

at Amazon

2 wins & 5 nominations. See more awards »

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Action | Crime | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  

After just completing his training at a ninja school, an army vet travels to the Phillippines and finds himself battling a land grabber who wants his war-buddy's property. He must also ... See full summary »

Director: Menahem Golan
Stars: Franco Nero, Susan George, Shô Kosugi
Action | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  

In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python.

Director: Andy Sidaris
Stars: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  

A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.

Director: Harold P. Warren
Stars: Tom Neyman, John Reynolds, Diane Adelson
Action | Adventure
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

Three martial-arts students search for the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue reputed to have magic powers.

Director: Godfrey Ho
Stars: Richard Harrison, Jang Lee Hwang, Jonathan Wattis
Documentary
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  

The history of the independent film company, The Cannon Film Group, Inc..

Director: Mark Hartley
Stars: Sam Firstenberg, David Paulsen, Luigi Cozzi
Spasmo (1974)
Mystery | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

Christian (Robert Hoffman) and his girlfriend are taking a walk on a deserted beach when they discover a woman's body lying. A closer look proves that she's alive. The next day Christian ... See full summary »

Director: Umberto Lenzi
Stars: Robert Hoffmann, Suzy Kendall, Ivan Rassimov
Short | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  

Egyptian gods summons the angel Lucifer - in order to usher in a new occult age.

Director: Kenneth Anger
Stars: Kenneth Anger, Bobby Beausoleil, Donald Cammell
Rabbit's Moon (1950)
Short | Drama | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  

Pierrot waxes romantic, entranced by the moon. Harlequin appears and bullies him, then uses a magic lantern to project an image of Columbine. Pierrot tries to court the illusory Columbine ... See full summary »

Director: Kenneth Anger
Stars: Claude Revenant, André Soubeyran, Nadine Valence
Action | Comedy | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

Tromeo, a filmmaker, falls in love with Juliet, the daughter of a former partner who tried to steal his business from him.

Director: Lloyd Kaufman
Stars: Jane Jensen, Will Keenan, Valentine Miele
The Apple (1998)
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  

After twelve years of imprisonment by their own parents, two sisters are finally released by social workers to face the outside world for the first time.

Director: Samira Makhmalbaf
Stars: Massoumeh Naderi, Zahra Naderi, Ghorban Ali Naderi
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
...
Grace Kennedy ...
Allan Love ...
Dandi (as Alan Love)
...
...
Ray Shell ...
...
Derek Deadman ...
Bulldog
Michael Logan ...
James Clark
...
Joe Pittman
...
Vampire / Star Rock / Mr. Boogalow's Receptionist / Keyboard Player in 'BIM' Band / One of Ashley's 'Lap-mates' at Mr. Boogalow's Penthouse Party
Leslie Meadows ...
Ashley / Dancer
Günther Notthoff ...
Fatdog (as Gunter Notthoff)
Clem Davies ...
Clark James
Edit

Storyline

Alphie and Bibi, two sweet, naive youths from Moose Jaw, Canada, have come to America to compete in the 1994 Worldvision Song Festival. Although the pair have talent, they are beaten out by the underhanded tactics of the festival favorites, another duo with the backing of BIM: Boogalow International Music, and its leader, Mr. Boogalow. Though crestfallen by their loss, Bibi and Alphie are soon delighted to hear that Mr. Boogalow has taken an interest in their music and wants to sign them to his label. All is looking up for the two until they begin to discover the dark underside of the rock and roll world. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

The power of rock... The magic of space! See more »

Genres:

Music | Musical | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

PG | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Country:

|

Language:

| | |

Release Date:

21 November 1980 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

A Maçã  »

Box Office

Budget:

$5,000,000 (estimated)
 »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

The film takes place in 1994. See more »

Goofs

Under the opening titles, there is a shot of a bank of flags that prominently includes one for the "ICC Berlin" (the actual filming location), not a likely location for the Worldvision 1994 if it takes place in the United States. See more »

Quotes

[singing]
Mr. Boogalow: Reaching the top is such a long, hard climb/Millions of people stand and wait in line/Do you think I got there being patient and kind?/Yes, I know how to be a/Master!
See more »

Connections

Referenced in The Cinema Snob: Conquest (2017) See more »

Soundtracks

Showbizness
Music by Coby Recht
Lyrics by Iris Recht & George S. Clinton (as George Clinton)
Performed by Vladek Sheybal & Ray Shell
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
A film so horrible, you can't stop watching
8 June 2003 | by (Bradenton, Florida) – See all my reviews

Kudos to this German production by Golan/Globus. Who else could have conceived of a Sci-fi/Disco/Musical/Religious epic? Unlike Ed Wood's flicks (such as Plan 9, Glen or Glenda and Bride of the Monster), this movie proves that an embarrassingly silly and awful picture does NOT need to be made on a shoestring budget! Horrible costumes and extremely silly sets cost big bucks!

While some of the actors do actually sing reasonably well, Vladek Sheybal and Ray Shell's singing (among many others) are straight from the "Paint Your Wagon" school of movie-making which states that "just because some actors have NO discernible singing ability does not mean they cannot sing in a musical". I assume based on the banality of the music and lyrics that the same philosophy was also employed. In fact, the same could be said about the acting, sets and directing and choreography (e.g., the great song and dance number in Hell midway through the movie). It's as if Golan/Globus said "let's find as many UNTALENTED people as possible and get them together to make a movie--it will be a real HOOT!".

So, if I hated this movie so much and found it abounding in ineptness, why am I writing this review? My wife tells me I am a masochist and about awful movies, I think she's right. I love to watch wretched movies.

The Apple is not an annoying bad movie (such as ANYTHING involving Pauley Shore), a cheap schlocky bad movie (SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS or ROBOT MONSTER), a disgusting bad movie (any movie involving groups of semi-brain-dead teens being stalked by a hockey masked sociopath) or a boringly bad movie (THE CONQUERER). Instead, like such notorious greats like THE TRIAL OF BILLY JACK, this movie seems to try VERY hard and yet fail on almost every level. This is definitely the case with THE APPLE--it tries so very hard but utterly misses the mark each and every time!

In summation, I call all lovers of dreck to tune in to THE APPLE. And, I am happy to say, it is NOW available on DVD!!! This makes this is an absolute MUST SEE! I must warn you, however, that although the songs are really bad, you may find yourself singing them again and again in your head. For me, I kept hearing the "Do the BIM" song over and over...and even now I do as I write this!


16 of 24 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page