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(1979)

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Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!

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Nervous Elk: [about Cactus Jack] Why does banker want him watched? He needs to be looked after!

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Cactus Jack: [Jack sticks his gun in the Bank Clerks face] One. Close the door. Two. Open the safe. Three. On the floor.

Cactus Jack: [the Bank Clerk closes the door, and then gets on the floor. Jack leans down and taps the Bank Clerk on the shoulder with the gun] You forgot Number two.

Bank Clerk: Oh no I didn't! I did that when you stuck that gun in my face!

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Telegraph agent: [stuttering] B-b-boy, you t-t-alk f-f-u-nny.

Handsome Stranger: [heavy Austrian accent] That's easy for you to say.

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[Charity is bending over while wearing a low cut dress]

Charming Jones: Would you help me with these please?

Handsome Stranger: Sure.

[picks up her luggage and walks off]

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Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!... Nobody outsmarts Cactus Jack Slade!

[Handsome Stranger and Cactus Jack are about to shoot it out]

Charming Jones: Hold it! Like the man says... just hold it.

[She walks up to Cactus Jack]

Charming Jones: [to Handsome Stranger] Ah, exactly *what* are your intentions?

Handsome Stranger: To see that justice is done!

Charming Jones: [to Cactus Jack] And yours?

Cactus Jack: Blow his head off! Steal the money!

Charming Jones: And...?

Cactus Jack: [laughs] ... And then I'm gonna ravish you!

Charming Jones: Handsome, you lose! What's-his-name here just... outbid you.

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Handsome Stranger: This is a seven-shot six-shooter, and I had it especially made.

Charming Jones: Why?

Handsome Stranger: Why?

Charming Jones: Yeah...

Handsome Stranger: I dunno.

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Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.

Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.

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