Telegraph agent:
[
stuttering] B-b-boy, you t-t-alk f-f-u-nny.
Handsome Stranger:
[
heavy Austrian accent] That's easy for you to say.
[
Charity is bending over while wearing a low cut dress]
Charming Jones:
Would you help me with these please?
Handsome Stranger:
Sure.
[
picks up her luggage and walks off]
Cactus Jack:
Take another step and I'll ventilate you!... Nobody outsmarts Cactus Jack Slade!
[
Handsome Stranger and Cactus Jack are about to shoot it out]
Charming Jones:
Hold it! Like the man says... just hold it.
[
She walks up to Cactus Jack]
Charming Jones:
[
to Handsome Stranger] Ah, exactly *what* are your intentions?
Handsome Stranger:
To see that justice is done!
Charming Jones:
[
to Cactus Jack] And yours?
Cactus Jack:
Blow his head off! Steal the money!
Charming Jones:
And...?
Cactus Jack:
[
laughs] ... And then I'm gonna ravish you!
Charming Jones:
Handsome, you lose! What's-his-name here just... outbid you.
Handsome Stranger:
This is a seven-shot six-shooter, and I had it especially made.
Charming Jones:
Why?
Handsome Stranger:
Why?
Charming Jones:
Yeah...
Handsome Stranger:
I dunno.
Cactus Jack:
Take another step and I'll ventilate you!
Cactus Jack:
I come to speak with straight tongue.
Nervous Elk:
Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.
Nervous Elk:
[
about Cactus Jack] Why does banker want him watched? He needs to be looked after!
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