Handsome Stranger has agreed to escort Charming Jones to collect her inheritance from her father. But Avery Jones wants the money, and hires notorious outlaw Cactus Jack to ambush Charming. However, Cactus Jack is not very good at robbing people. Written by
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[Jack sticks his gun in the Bank Clerks face
One. Close the door. Two. Open the safe. Three. On the floor.
[the Bank Clerk closes the door, and then gets on the floor. Jack leans down and taps the Bank Clerk on the shoulder with the gun
You forgot Number two.
Oh no I didn't! I did that when you stuck that gun in my face!
Referenced in Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Written by Buddy Cannon
, Bob Younts
, and Billy Williams
Performed by 'Mel Tillis (I)' See more