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Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979) Poster

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Riff: Yeah, well, this is is Rock & Roll High School.

Joey Ramone: Rock & Roll High School?

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Miss Togar: Do your parents *know* that you're Ramones?

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Tom Roberts: The only thing I'll ever lay is a rug!

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[after using Ramones music to make a mouse explode in a puff of smoke]

Miss Togar: Notice the loss of hearing.

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Fritz Hansel: The gym!

Fritz Gretel: Girls!

Fritz Hansel: Music!

Fritz Gretel: Legs!

Fritz Hansel: Dancing!

Fritz Gretel: Boobs!

Fritz Hansel: Randell!

Fritz Gretel: Sex...

Mr. McGree: I think they're trying to tell us something.

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Joey Ramone: [singing] You heard that I'm no good/Yeah, yeah, I'm no good/But I'll treat you like I should/I want you around/I want you around...

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Joey Ramone: [singing] Rock Rock, Rock Rock, Rock and Roll High School...

[BOOM! The school blows up]

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Kate: Look at your math book; it looks brand new. Bet you've never even opened it.

Riff: I only use it on special equations

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Miss Togar: Those Ramones are peculiar.

Police Chief Klein: They're ugly. Ugly, ugly people.

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Riff Randell: Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child.

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[last lines]

Screamin' Steve Stevens: Well, that about wraps it up here at Rock & Roll High. Remember, if your principal ever gives *you* trouble, if you want *this*

[pointing to the burning school building behind him]

Screamin' Steve Stevens: to happen at your school, you just give ol' Screamin' Steve a call. I'm in the book - under SCARRRREAMIN'!

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Kate: She's my friend.

Miss Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.

Riff: [air guitar] I'm a teenage lobotomy.

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Usher: Oh, I'm sorry. We don't let any more mice in here. They've been exploding all over the place.

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Riff: On behalf of the students from Vince Lombardi High who are here tonight, I'd just like to say one thing: Screw you, Principal Togar, we made it to the concert anyway!

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Joey Ramone: Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.

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Fritz HanselFritz Gretel: BODY SEARCH!

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Tom Roberts: [needs to see Eaglebauer] Miss, you don't understand. See, uh, this is an emergency.

Norma: Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Tom Roberts: Um... sexual.

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Riff: [Togar has cut the wire on her broadcast equipment] Hey, Kate, I'm getting some static.

Kate: Not as much as you're going to get.

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Riff: I'm Riff Randell, rock-and-roller.

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Miss Togar: You two are not doing your job. Look at me when I'm talking to you! You're supposed to be my eyes, my ears, my nose.

Miss Togar: [Hansel and Gretel sneeze; Togar wipes her nose] Thank you.

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Miss Togar: This... is the Rock-o-meter.

Coach Steroid: Gee!

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Miss Togar: [to Hansel and Gretel] Oh, go and monitor the halls!

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Usher: [to Mr. McGree] Oh, sorry, Mantovani's down the block.

Mr. McGree: I'm hep, Daddy-o. I'm into the Ramones.

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Kate: This will never work. Tom will never like me; I don't know who I'm kidding. What possible reason could there be to put myself through all this? Sex!

[chuckles]

Kate: I must admit, as far as reasons go, it's must be one of the best.

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Angel Dust: I'm *first* in line! And if you don't like it, you can put it where the monkey puts the nuts!

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Kate: I don't wanna have fun! I wanna be with Tom!

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Miss Togar: Well, I think that should teach them a lesson in deportment.

Fritz Hansel: How do you spell that?

Miss Togar: D-e-portment.

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Screamin' Steve Stevens: I'd like to introduce the two winners of the charity ticket raffle donated by the principal of Vince Lombardi High.

Boy In Crowd: [yells] Togar eats it!

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Miss Togar: [holding phone to radio broadcasting live Ramones concert] That, Mrs. Rambeau, is where your daughter is.

Mrs. Rambeau: [over phone] My daughter, Kate? I thought she was in the basement splitting photons.

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Chemistry Teacher: Don't dance near the chemicals!

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[the Ramones pull up to the high school, where Principal Togar is burning rock and roll albums, and get out of their car]

Riff: Hey, come on, you guys, follow me into the school! Come on!

Mr. McGree: I regret that I have only one life to give for rock and roll!

Riff: Come on, go with us, Mr. McGree. Come on.

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Miss Togar: [meeting the Ramones] Oh, well, I'm happy to see that some students still are interested in their studies.

Johnny Ramone: Hey, we're not students. We're the Ramones.

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Miss Togar: And just what do you have to say for yourself, young lady?

Riff: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.

Miss Togar: [to the police and parents] Oh, that's nice.

Riff: Vince Lombardi High is your school, Miss Togar. So you can have it.

Miss Togar: [gloating] Well, I'm very happy to see that you've come to your senses. And what would you have done with the school, anyway?

Riff: Rock the roof off it. Hit it, Marky!

[the Ramones burst into playing "Rock and Roll High School"]

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Riff: [classy] Come on, sexy.

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Fritz HanselFritz Gretel: DEMERIT! DEMERIT!

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Tom Roberts: I hear it's raining cats and dogs in Idaho

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