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first lines]
Statler:
I'm Statler.
Waldorf:
I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle "The Muppet Movie".
Gate Guard:
Gentlemen, that's straight ahead. Private screening room D.
Statler:
Private screening?
Waldorf:
Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.
[
they laugh as their car proceeds forward]
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