More American Graffiti (1979)
Mr. Hunt: Give me your signature, champ.
John Milner: [thinks it over for a moment] Well, I'll tell you what. I'm not gonna sign it, but why don't you light it on fire and stick it up your ass?
John Milner: Hey, look, I want you to keep this, take that with you
[Hands Toad a twisted bolt]
John Milner: That's from when my flywheel broke remember?
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: That's great, man, that's really great. Hey, you know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to capture you a VC flag.
John Milner: Naw, don't so that man, just come back alive.
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Got my orders.
John Milner: Yeah?
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Leavin' tonight.
John Milner: Where to?
Debbie Dunham: Vietnam.
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: That's right. Uncle Sam says: I need the Toad. Only way we're gonna win this one: get the Toad in there.
John Milner: You're gonna kick some ass, huh?
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Kick ass, take names, and eat Kong for breakfast.
Major Creech: [referring to the Toad] Son of a bitch.
Congressman: Who, what did you say, mayor?
Major Creech: I said it's sort of a beach.
Major Creech: We levelled it!
Laurie Bolander: Maybe I could straighten up this place for you.
Andy Henderson: No thanks, I like this place just the way it is.
Laurie Bolander: You like living in squalor?
Felix: Do you know I used to know a surfer named Lance? His name was No Pants Lance.
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Oh, come on, look at me, I'm a free man! The war is over, and I win!
Lance: Aw, come on, man, you got nothing better to do than hassle long-hairs?
Officer Bob Falfa: That's my life, friend. I love my work.
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Sir, I don't want to disappoint you, sir, but you've got yourself in with couple of cowards here. We like things safe and easy, understand?
Rainbow: I happen to think working as a topless dancer is creepy.
Debbie Dunham: Well maybe that's your hangup, if you think the human body is creepy.
Rob: Debbie, you wanna stay away form weed. You know it's gonna lead you into cigarettes.
Rob: I got something in here that's gonna make you bigger than the topless grandmother of six. Think of that.
Debbie Dunham: Jesus Christ that's a snake!
John Milner: Hey! It's the little twerp!
Carol: Don't little twerp me, John, I've grown.
John Milner: [nods] A little bit.
Army Sergeant: Now you git to it or I'll be talking to the major. This is his personal, favorite shithouse, you understand?
Laurie Bolander: Andy, Andy, you don't think we'd be in Vietnam unless the President knew a few things we don't know, huh?
Andy Henderson: Not so loud, you're embarrassing me.
Little Joe Young: Hey Toad, I've been thinking. I'm taking care of you, right?
Terry 'The Toad' Fields: Yeah.
Little Joe Young: Now when we get back home, I'm gonna make you an honorary, full fledged member of the Pharaoh's, no blood handshakes, nothing like that.
Little Joe Young: [Toad claps his hands] Then me and you and them, we're gonna open up a... a used car lot. You sell 'em, we steal 'em.
Steve Bolander: [being frisked by a police officer] I want you to know you're facing false arrest charges.
Steve Bolander: [turns to face the cop] What's your badge number?
Cop #2: Turn around!
Steve Bolander: I got it! I saw it, you're gonna hear from my attorney.