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5/10
Weird Christian Propaganda Piece Narrated By Orson Welles.
meddlecore5 October 2013
"The Late Great Planet Earth" is narrated by the late great Orson Welles. The film is a pseudo-documentary that purports to portray the events which lead to the rapture, as described in the book of Revelations, according to the deluded minds of evangelical Christian (kooks),Hal Lindsey and CC Carlson- who wrote a book of the same name.

The film blends documentary and stock footage, with interviews and fictional (well...biblical) re-enactments. The purpose of this loony Christian propaganda piece is basically to argue that the "prophecies" contained in the book of Revelations- discussing the lead up to the rapture- were being fulfilled by world events in the late 1970s.

The collection of people who participated in this film are, to say the least, odd- from Welles, to Noble Prize winners, to Physicists- a seriously weird array of characters, which might lead you to believe the whole project was actually undertaken as a joke. Cause if they were serious?...that's pretty sad.

5 out of 10.
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5/10
The late great Mondo prophetico
jaibo28 February 2009
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Perhaps it is not so extraordinary to think that, back in the late 70s, people were going to see something like this in the cinema in their droves, but it is rather stretching credibility to imagine how anyone took the film seriously. Based on the best selling book by Hal Lindsey, this hotchpotch of Biblical prophecy, interviews with spurious "experts", stock footage and re-enactments tries to convince its audience that the end times, as prophesied by the Old Testament prophets, Jesus and John of Revelations are on the verge of coming true. The best thing about the film is that it is narrated by Orson Welles, and his vocal and physical presence and carny-like ability to wink legerdemain whilst seeming completely serious is put to good effect, although this is certainly his subversion rather than the filmmaker's intentions (although why they chose of all people the creator of the radio War of the Worlds and F for Fake to narrate this is a hilarious mystery).

The film begins with some Biblical re-enactments: a false prophet is thrown off a mountain, Jeremiah is surprised that God wants to speak through him and John the Revelator stumbles around Patmos. These scenes, cheaply filmed and poorly acted, bring to mind less ancient times than more recent satirical depictions of the desert fathers, such as Bunuel's Simon of the Desert or Monty Python's Life of Brian. Once John has begun revelating, we are treated to a montage of him in the desert inter-cut with planes, tanks and bombs – a sequence that has rather too much in common with Judas' Damned for all Time number in the film of Jesus Christ, Superstar.

We then enter the meat of the film's "argument", that now are the times when these Biblical prophecies shall be fulfilled. A cornucopia of modern troubles cross the screen, in no particular order (the film bears some relation to a Mondo, but is less well-edited or entertaining); we are worried by images of wars and famines, pollution (the film is a kind of forbear of An Inconvenient Truth here), genetic engineering, occultism and eastern religions. These random things to fear are held together by the idea that the Jews have now re-established themselves in the Holy Land and, since 1967, have possession of Jerusalem. The prophecy that the Jewish temple shall be rebuilt comes up against the rather inconvenient presence of The Dome of the Rock mosque, but here Orson comes into his own by satirising his narration that this problematic structure might be dismantled or destroyed – of course it might, but that's hardly saying anything.

If anything, the film acts as a kind of barometer of the muddle-headed middle American fears of its age, with people as worried about nuclear cataclysm as they are about Indian gurus bringing transcendental meditation to the States. A promising section, perhaps influenced by The Omen, suggests that the Antichrist might be a populist American president – Carter, Teddy Kennedy and Reagan are all under suspicion, and the hick man of the people looked forward to as the film's central casting idea of the Beast sounds scarily like Dubya. But fears from the home front are soon pushed aside by lots of scare-mongering about Russia (supposed to the Armageddon's Gog) and China who both have their eyes on the Middle East's fossil fuels – US imperialism goes unmentioned.

The film ends entertainingly with a full-throttle montage of modern desert warfare, culminating in a Strangelove-type compilation of mushroom clouds, a vision of untouched nature, some time-lapse flowers and Orson booming out verses from Revelations as the stars appear. The film was perhaps best experienced on the big screen after a heavy toke on a strong Moroccan hashish.

Lindsey is interviewed himself, and comes across as a dull-headed idiot. Many of his prophecies – such as The Beast coming from the "10 state" European union, have been disproved by history, and his bestseller is found nowadays, if found at all, in the second hand book racks of charity shops. Going out of print is probably a better fate than being chucked off the side of a cliff, but Lindsey and the false prophet that is portrayed at the film's front have, ironically, some lot of things in common
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4/10
Hal Lindsay - False Prophet
Coolestmovies3 May 2018
"It's almost as if we had an unconscious desire to see the biblical prophesies fulfilled," frets narrator Orson Welles in this classic piece of Christian fearmongering. Quietly insane evangelical minister Hal Lindsay attempts to marry revelation to then-current affairs in an effort to prepare us for the armageddon that lies just around the corner. Obviously, with 25 years of hindsight, we now know he was wrong, and continues to be wrong, but had really swingin' fashion sense circa 1976.

Many actual scientists and deep thinkers appear on screen in LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH, and you'd be forgiven if you felt that some of them (who are clearly talking along evolutionary lines) were being taken out of context to support Lindsay's crackpot theories. Lindsay's apocalypse is scotch-taped together out of all the Bad News that was available at the time of production. Thus, Lindsay's world was set to end as a result of any number of nasty afflictions. Recombinant DNA! Brazilian killer bees! Viruses from Hell! Atheists and witches run amok! Dogs and cats living together! And finally, as Orson says, "Nucular" Holocaust. It's Hal's nauseating belief that if you don't have hardcore Christian faith, then your ONLY possible options are witchcraft, astrology, transcendental meditation, Hare Krishnas or the Rev. Sun Myung-moon's wacky Reunification Church! In any case, Hal sez you haven't got a prayer.

As always, Hal saves the best for last, enlightening us as to the coming of the antichrist, a figure he believes is alive today (at least as of 1976), and who would achieve omnipotence through seemingly good deeds and the establishment of world peace before enslaving everyone with microchip implants supplied by the then-fledgling computer industry. Or something. Apparently, only those who heed Hal's book and movie can avoid falling under the spell of this evil maniac. He then proceeds to illustrate his argument with imagery designed to stoke the usual cold-war paranoia: before or around 1982, sez Hal, Russia and China will invade the middle east (didn't happen), the European market will grow to a prophesied ten member nations (25 and counting and still no armageddon), and the "nucular" bombs will rain from the skies like the falling stars seen by the biblical John on his island retreat (well, we're still waiting!). Nonetheless, this allows the filmmakers to go mad with stock footage, a delirious and depressing exercise in escalating doom that runs a full six minutes, unnarrated. Oh, the humanity!

Just because Christians love to fulfill prophesies, or see fulfilment where none rationally exists, doesn't mean the prophets were right. It just means that we'll always have to live with people like Hal, desperate to prove their "faith" has substance rather than just keeping it to themselves, and actually learning from it.
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2/10
Scared me senseless...
sonamzangmo25 April 2012
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... when I saw it in the cinema at the impressionable age of 12.

It has obviously dated terribly. I was relieved when an alignment of planets in 1982 didn't actually trigger worldwide cataclysms, and when Greece joined the EC in 1981 giving the "beast" 10 heads (now 27). Well actually I wasn't, having long forgotten this rubbish. The millennium came and went without a fuss, much like this movie's predictions.

I thought of this movie after all these years while reading Tom Holland's excellent "Millennium", about economic, political and religious upheaval around the end of the first millennium. Hal Lindsey has had many kindred spirits over the last two thousand years, all announcing the imminent end of the world.

If I'm ever incapacitated for any length of time I might watch this again for a giggle.
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2/10
By Thy Voters Shall We Know Ye...
bml8413 April 2010
The simplest way to tell if you'll enjoy this movie is to read the other reviews here and see the type of person drawn to comment on it.

That is if you can actually interpret(and stomach) the ramblings.

In reality, it sums up nicely the 'Age Of Aquarius' paranoia so rampant in the '70s, a decade where lifelong borderline personality disorders could be mistaken for immediate divine insight. And its this very outlook which dates it so badly.

If you keep an open mind, it can be amusing in a certain way. I saw it, for instance, shortly before the 1st Gulf War, and wondered how many people watching it on late night cable TV believed they had found the reason for, and ultimate outcome of, the approaching conflict.

But reality prevailed-it has a nasty habit of doing that..

Definitive proof that people will take meaning from just about anything. Even worse, proof that poor Orson sadly outlived his talent, reduced to shoddy documentaries like this to keep him in cigars.

Kane would Weep!
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One of the dumbest films of all time!
bijou-29 July 2005
I was a theatre manager when this tripe was released and audiences laughed out loud at the absurd theories and assumptions.

Along with it's equally funny partner CHARIOTS OF THE GODS?, LATE GREAT asks ridiculous questions and then presents lame answers.

This movie could have become a cult film had the "take the money and run" type distribution failed. It is that silly.

A relative of the old sex education sensational films that promised everything, both LATE GREAT and CHARIOTS had massive TV campaigns and suckered large crowds for a week or two, then disappeared taking all the prints on to the next town.

Was Satan's ambassador to earth really Gerald Ford? Probably not. Are we really nearing the end of civilisation? No, movies like this one stopped being made. Does the bible predict the future? No, that would be STAR TREK. The bible is about the past.
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5/10
I love this movie!
BandSAboutMovies19 January 2019
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The Late, Great Planet Earth started as a best-selling 1970 book, released as the hippie occult generation's dreams flamed out at Altamont and was annihilated on Cielo Drive. Written by Hal Lindsey with Carole C. Carlson, it was adapted by Rolf Forsberg and Robert Amram and became the film we're about to get into.

That's the thing about tabloids in the 1980's. The world was constantly about to end. One of my first tabloid memories was in a SHOP 'n SAVE near Ross Park Mall when I was probably 11 or so. A man was cutting the UPC codes off tabloids near the registers and I asked him what he was doing. He explained to me that he was removing the Number of the Beast and handed me a mimeographed explanation before security dragged him away.

The world was on the constant brink of collapse - pre-millennial tension - and from an unhinged Catholic church in New Castle that was eternally battling Communism to finding copies of Jack Chick tracts that promised the endtimes were coming soon ("HAW HAW HAW"), I was sure that Armageddon was happening before I'd get into middle school.

The Late, Great Planet Earth was the first Christian prophecy book to be published by a secular publisher (Bantam, if you're interested). By 1990, it sold 28 million copies. This is the movie that resulted.

On Wikipedia, they refer to The Late, Great Planet Earth as "literalist, premillennial, dispensational eschatology."

Literalist: A reading of the Bible that takes it literally and doesn't attempt to determine the meaning or symbolism behind the Word.

Premillennial: Before 2000, the world kind of went crazy for a bit. It didn't recover.

Dispensational: This religious interpretive system and metanarrative for the Bible divides time into eras.

Eschatology: A division of theology that is devoted to studying the endtimes.

By studying passages in the books of Daniel, Ezekiel and Revelation, Lindsey suggests that there are signs that Armageddon started when Israel was formed in 1948. Throw in an increase in war, famine and natural disasters, then you can see why tabloids routinely featured doomsday predictions. Soon, the European Union would be ruled by the Antichrist and go to war with Russian over Isreal. It was just a matter of time.

The beauty of this movie is that it doesn't just feature interviews with authors like Tal Brooke and Paul Ehrlich or experts such as Dr. Emile Benoit and Dr. Norman Borlaug. It has a witch in it named Babette who explains why people are starting to believe in the occult and even claims that most New Age gurus are part of the Bible's prophecy of false prophets. And then it gets even better, because Orson Welles lends his amazing voice to the film, making even the flimsiest of thoughts into concrete truths.

Imagine a movie that infuses Biblical ravings with the mondo framework. Congratulations - you've just envisioned what this movie is all about. If none of these revelations ever came true, that's fine. Lindsey would be back with a new book every few years, ready to explain to you that he wasn't wrong and what would be happening next. As for Orson, the money for this probably went right into one of his unfinished projects.

If you're enjoying what this movie is revealing, Lindsey and Carlson wrote several sequels, including Satan Is Alive and Well on Planet Earth and The 1980s: Countdown to Armageddon. Today, he hosts a right-wing news report on the TBN network known as The Hal Lindsey Report.
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1/10
A comical documentary that has zero meaning.
saganhill5 February 2022
A comical documentary that has zero meaning other than to instill fear and misinformation to gullible people. No prophecy has ever come true. This would be a great republican propaganda movie even for the 21st century.
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6/10
"A countdown to the end of history as we know it."
utgard148 September 2017
Orson Welles hosts and narrates this Christian docudrama, based on a popular book, about biblical prophecies and then current events that foreshadow the coming End Times. Obviously they jumped the gun on that last part as we're still here nearly forty years later. I generally enjoy stuff about prophecies and the apocalypse and all that jazz. That this has a religious bent doesn't bother me. It obviously triggers Certain Types. But then again the list of things those people are offended by grows every day. The dramatizations, filmed on location, are well done for this type of thing. Orson Welles had one of the great voices in movie history so having him be the narrator of this is a huge plus.

Nothing about this is going to convert you, hurt you, offend your deity of choice, or effect you in any way at all beyond the entertainment value you do or do not get out of watching it. It's just some speculation about the world ending thirty-eight years ago. It's fun and even silly at times, despite (or because of) its earnestness. The seventies was full of "the world is coming to an end" fear-mongering. This one takes the Biblical prophecy route but I've lost count of how many books, TV shows and movies back then claimed the world was in dire trouble and would be overpopulated and unlivable by the 1990s. That the air would be unbreathable, the oceans would be pure sludge, and the few brave souls who dared venture outside of their caves would be stung to death by hordes of killer bees. If nothing else maybe we should view movies like this whenever we get to thinking we're so special and our generation is going to finally be the last one. Because we're not and it isn't.

I can't say you'll like this movie. Maybe it'll send you into a white knuckle rage. If so, call up your local pharmacy and get a price check on chill pills. If, like me, you enjoy films like this or Chariots of the Gods and you aren't bothered by this being made by people with religious beliefs you may not share, then seek this out. It's entertaining if you go into it with the right frame of mind.
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8/10
excellent and informative
dhargett0419 March 2006
anyone interested in the word of GOD, and end-time prophecy would find this movie extremely engaging. it takes the viewer through the unknown realm of biblical prophecy. knowing that for most people the, thee's, thou's, and begats make for uninteresting reading. this being the case- a lot of people have not taken the time to really sit down and seriously contemplate the sheer beauty of the bible. I have sat down and engrossed myself in the bible and having done so i can see the unfolding of these events taking place. this movie gave me insight into events in an unparalleled way. the second coming of CHRST is heralded in such a way that only people determined not to see it will walk away unaffected.
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7/10
Does mother earth read her bible?
take2docs26 October 2019
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THE LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH seems to evoke judgmental reactions in many of its viewers, who nevertheless have taken to watching it, knowing full well what they were pretty much in for.

Yes, it helps if one is versed in the Bible, yet knowledge of the Scriptures is not required of one to appreciate this picture. Enter the skeptics who say that interpreting prophecy from selected Bible texts is somewhat akin to gleaning facts from ink blots. They may have a point there.

Regardless of one's religious beliefs or lack thereof, the warnings contained within the movie needn't be backed by a holy book for these to be considered - here, in this age of a climate crisis - as unscientific or irrelevant to our times. Indeed, I wonder, were the information presented sans its religious context, whether its dire predictions would be so glibly and smugly dismissed by those who have taken a delight in panning it, perhaps in the process missing the entire point of the film. What we're witnessing today, especially in the way of erratic weather patterns, about coincides with what is being emphasized in the movie. At the very least, TLGPE is a wake-up call, whatever it is, and a fine one at that.

Circa the late 1970s. It was an era of bushy hair, oversized spectacles, bell bottom trousers and platform shoes. Whether or not humankind stood on the brink of impending doom, suffice to say that for many the world of fashion must have seemed perilously close to coming to an end. Even so, that distinguished thespian, Orson Welles, looks great here and provides this overall lackluster production with some much needed screen presence, and some salt-and-pepper hair sprinkled in for added visual flavor.

Was Mr. Welles prone to splitting his sides in-between takes? Did he take what he was reciting seriously? Many wonder. It's been said there were theatergoers who took to rolling in the aisles during their screening of this, but why that was remains a mystery to me. This is weighty subject matter that warrants serious consideration and a critically open-minded examination, whether one is Christian or not. If one is looking for a few laughs or some song-and-dance numbers, if there were any to begin with, these must have ended up on the cutting-room floor, as one is hard pressed to find this here. It's Orson Welles in a somber tone, minus a yuk track.

Whether the Great Tribulation of which the Bible speaks of is an event to occur sometime in the near future I think is placing an undue emphasis on speculative chronology. The Bible speaks of it as if it's written in stone, divinely decreed to take place at some point in human history. Meanwhile, there are others who all but sit on their hands awaiting a magical transition in human consciousness to one day take place that will effortlessly improve the world.

Interestingly, date-setting has seemed to have gone out of style within most theological camps, perhaps in line with what the Bible says, which although providing general clues that might be applied to any generation also speaks of no man knowing the exact time period when the so-called Second Coming will occur.

As for the site of Megiddo, most Bible scholars tend to interpret this passage in Scripture metaphorically, as opposed to a literal location where the End Times will culminate.

As I watched this for the first time here in October, 2019, and as one with no religious affiliation, I was impressed by how even-tempered and straightforward the movie played. It did not come across to me as preachy at all. Neither did I perceive any gratuitous alarmism going on. If the movie evokes fear in some people, maybe that fear is justified. It is certainly not deliberately provocative. Mr. Welles speaks calmly and in a rational manner, without resorting to rousing oration or rhetoric.

Undoubtedly, atheists as well as navel-gazers into chanting mantras and the opening of chakras won't care for it much, but the dateless THE LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH most definitely does not play as a cinematic sermon or as a risible doomsayer out-of-touch with current events.

A few stars have been deducted from my rating of it simply on account of its monotonous presentation being rather an insipid affair.
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prophecy gets the cold war treatment
LONESOLO27 July 2004
THE LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH was a book that was like nothing before it. Using cold war era interpretation the book and film heralded the second coming of Christ Jesus and the rise of the Antichrist. The film and book were smash hits because they catered to fear. People scared of the imposition of a mark on the right hand or the forehead went to see this film and read the book only got even more afraid because there was nothing it seemed they could do to stop these events. The book and film use use scenarios featuring a clash between the united states and NATO vs. Russia and the Warsaw PACT. China also flex's her military muscle and the Arab nations attack Israel. This series of clashes leads up to Armageddon. This is great but the Warsaw pact is disbanded (as of this writing)and Russia is no longer the threat it once was since 1989-1990 with the reunification of Germany. Still Lindsy clings to his suspicion of Russia invading Israel when he speaks on TV and in print. Some weeks it's demons invading as alien grey like beings. The problem with Lindsey is he can't make up his mind. The film is not a bad film for collectors of Christian cinema but on a intellectual level be wary.
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6/10
Total nonsense but earnestly delivered and entertaining
Red-Barracuda27 October 2021
This documentary warns us that in the year 1982 all the planets in the solar system will be aligned on the one side of the sun, a unique occurrence which will lead to gravitational disasters on Earth resulting to devastation and the probable end of all life on our planet unfortunately....wait...wait, my researchers have just informed me that this event didn't in fact happen at all! This film is another in a sub-series of documentaries from back in the day which are chock full of nonsense and useless information (a.k.a. 'alternative facts'). I celebrate these docs and actively encourages their brand of disinformation. Their appeal is not in learning something about the subject but learning something about what we once readily believed. They may be full of disproved jibberish but its earnestly delivered rubbish and that counts for something at least. This one was adapted from a bestselling book seemingly, it looks at prophecies from the Bible and considers them in the context of current events and suggests those prophecies just have to be true! And by god we're all going to be well and truly shafted! Despite the questionable content, it was thoroughly entertaining and even somewhat profound on occasion believe it or not. The narrator is none other than Orson Welles - I guess William Shatner was unavailable.
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So stupid its funny
ksmn27 May 2000
They may call this a documentary but what I call it is something Hal Lindsey dreamed up and decided to write down as a book about the future. What makes it funny is how he is using the Bible as prophecy about nowadays. To me it sounds crazy to be using a book that was written 1,900 years ago to describe today's events. It's like someone in the year 2860 using Karl Marx's theories to explain current events that are going on.

Seriously I do not doubt the world is coming to an end but it certainly won't be in the near future. Besides, Jesus implied to his disciples that world would end when some of them were still alive. That didn't happen, did it?
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Getting silly at the movies!!!
LONESOLO5 July 2004
The book on which this film is based is a fine COLD WAR era interpretation of revelation. Written in a era when NATO and the WARSAW PACT treaty nations trembled at the prospect of conventional and nuclear conflict; now that the mind numbing smog of hatred and fear is being blown out, this film needs to be re-written. Lindsey's approach caters to the right wing heavily. Many people have flocked to go see this film or read the accompanying book;or both! This film and films like them are from dime a dozen fear merchants who prey on the minds of the peaceful with a dogma of troop deployments to har meggido, marks on right hands or foreheads,and the U.S. government turning evil. The problem with this film is it is dated badly. Lindsy has since moved away from doing videos and has turned to a weekly current events right wing TV show on TBN. If the U.S. government wanted to do some good why not produce films like this one to offset the work of the fear feeding vampires in the Christian media world.
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Don't pay any attention to these reviewers
dorsal2 July 2001
Internet Explorer crashed just after I typed a large review comment, and I'm not about to enter it again. Suffice to say that these guys claim to know about the Bible and they do not. Their views are either uninformed or narrow. See the movie yourself and review it on its own merits, not on whether it matches your own set of beliefs.
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the pre wrath rapture trickel down economics salvation?
LONE SOLO UNHACKED29 September 2001
Was the rapture the greatest lie of the ufo crazy great awakening and prohibition period? The pre wrath rapture the united states achilles heel. The belief chrisitans can assume control with out fear of prosecution only to persecute others and then a trumps sounds and they go off to glory to escape 666 and what not. WRONG.There could in theory be one yet do not underestimate satan or an enemy state who could use this book and the end chapter against a lazy complacent nation and planet who forgot the lesson of 1923-45. To the athiest this book is a commentary on that era...to a believer on both satanic and christian sides the chronicle on variables to the route of mankind. Something to think about. Did the far right ever think THEY could put him into power like in germany 1933..as ellen white's theory foretold.
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