This is just about the most appalling, most terrible show that I have ever had the misfortune to watch.
Ok, so the dog, Dog, is present. Be thankful for small mercies.
The part where his young daughter talks to Lieutenant Columbo on the phone and he is apparently wearing his Mac in bed is just sad and reeks of desperation... a grasping for some sort of credibility.
Terrible acting from some Z-list nobody actress as Mrs. Columbo.
It is both sad and downright disgusting that this show had to be made and then foisted upon the masses. People should have been rioting in the streets and burning down film studios, and yet the passive masses just sat and watched this drivel whilst eating their TV dinners.
What a sad sad world we live in.
Ok, so the dog, Dog, is present. Be thankful for small mercies.
The part where his young daughter talks to Lieutenant Columbo on the phone and he is apparently wearing his Mac in bed is just sad and reeks of desperation... a grasping for some sort of credibility.
Terrible acting from some Z-list nobody actress as Mrs. Columbo.
It is both sad and downright disgusting that this show had to be made and then foisted upon the masses. People should have been rioting in the streets and burning down film studios, and yet the passive masses just sat and watched this drivel whilst eating their TV dinners.
What a sad sad world we live in.