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The In-Laws (1979) More at IMDbPro »

[after a harrowing cab ride]
Sheldon: Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?
Vince Ricardo: No, we missed him by a good foot and a half.

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Sheldon: Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this.

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Sheldon: The ocean? It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania?

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Vince Ricardo: Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow.
Sheldon: What flow? There isn't any flow.

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Vince Ricardo: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.

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Sheldon: There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.

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Sheldon: You were involved in the Bay of Pigs?
Vince Ricardo: Involved? That was my idea.

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Tommy: Dad and his mysterious phone calls.
Vince Ricardo: What the hell do you mean by that?
Tommy: Nothing. You're just always making these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths...
Vince Ricardo: You little snot-nose! Those phone calls put you through college!

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Vince Ricardo: I was in the jungle - the bush we called it - for approximately nine months...
Sheldon: Nine months! That must have really been something!
Vince Ricardo: It was. I saw things... They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles.

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[On working for the CIA]
Vince Ricardo: Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

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Vince Ricardo: You know, I'm such a great driver, it's incomprehensible that they took my license away.

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Sheldon: I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR!

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Vince Ricardo: Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine!

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Vince Ricardo: Son, do you remember when we use to play ball on Nagle Avenue?
Tommy: No dad, we talked about playing ball on Nagle Avenue, but we never did.

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Sheldon: I've only had four women in my life. Two of them, my wife!

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General Garcia: We have no blindfolds senor, we are a poor country!

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Vince Ricardo: Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!

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General Garcia: I am a pacifist by nature with a deep Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life. I wish I had a choice but to kill you.

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Sheldon: Please God, don't let me die on West 31st Street!

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General Garcia: [commenting on his choice for a new national flag, featuring a portrait of himself alongside a topless local prostitute] If it wasn't for the church, this flag would be flying at the U.N right now. But no . . . they stand in the way, THEY STAND IN THE WAY!

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