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Dracula Sucks (1978)

 -  Comedy | Horror | Adult  -  1978 (USA)
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An adult (hardcore) version of Bram Stoker's novel

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(screenplay), (screenplay), 4 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Dracula
Annette Haven ...
Mina
John Leslie ...
Dr. Arthur Seward
Serena ...
Lucy Webster
Reggie Nalder ...
Dr. Van Helsing (as Detlef van Berg)
Kay Parker ...
Dr. Sybil Seward
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Dr. John Stoker
Mike Ranger ...
Dr. Peter Bradley
...
Jonathan Harker
Richard Bulik ...
Richard Renfield
Pat Manning ...
Irene Renfield
David Lee Bynum ...
Jarvis
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Nurse Betty Lawson
Martin L. Dorf ...
Martin
Irene Best ...
Maid
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An adult (hardcore) version of Bram Stoker's novel

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This Time the Count is Not Just Going for Throat!

Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Adult

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Release Date:

1978 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

The Coming of Dracula's Bride  »

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(softcore) | (hardcore) | (softcore) | (hardcore)

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Color:

(Metrocolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.37 : 1
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Trivia

Seka's first acting role in a feature length adult movie. See more »

Quotes

Professor Van Helsing: Shalom!
[points a cross at Count Dracula]
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Crazy Credits

Special special thanks to Karyn Schein, "Brillo Head", The Weather and to all those persons who's names are not listed. See more »

Connections

Featured in Desperately Seeking Seka (2002) See more »

Soundtracks

Swing Low
Sung by Annette Haven, David Lee Bynum and Paul Thomas
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Excellent Dracula spoof
22 March 2008 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

A very entertaining spoof of Tod Browning's Dracula. I'd recommend this low budget porn film over Paul Morrissey's version. Jamie Gillis does an excellent portrayal of Dracula, giving superb homage to Bela Lugosi, "Children of the night, what music they make". Richard Bulik has Renfield's insane laugh down, "My cries at night, they might disturb Miss Mina." Even the fake flapping bat on a string is perfect. Reggie Nalder plays an excellent Dr. Van Helsing, and the music score, largely classical, is well chosen. Periodically an intercom interjects with odd comments, "Dr. Silver report to room 22 for a lobotomy".

Apparently a few scenes involving urination have been cut, but be prepared for incest scenes between John Leslie and 'sister' Kay Parker, as well as a necrophilia scene with Mike Ranger and the 'undead' Serena. These are all played tongue in cheek, and work well within the context of the film. Seka has a brief, but luminous, appearance. John Holmes, whose acting is limited to his impressive endowment, has two scenes. Annette Haven is lovely as always, Serena is superbly sexy, and John Leslie is the suave lead. Apparently filmed at Scotties Castle in Death Valley. Highly recommended.


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