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This porno has by modern genre standards remarkable production values -
costumes, pirate ship, extras and all. But the thing that really stands
in my mind is the song celebrating our title hero. "Oh Captain Lust! He is
so mean and horn-i-oooo!"
Very catchy, very very catchy.
Unfortunately, production values alone are not enough and the film is let down by its script - there is not really any story to tell. With their budget, the film makers could have created a truly remarkable piece of movie erotica. Alas, they created little more than a mere curiosity.
People do not believe me when I say there is a musical pirate porno film. But believe this, if you are an adult with pirate fantasies, this could place the swash back in your buckle. I saw this over twenty years ago and it still tickles my fancy. While the story line itself is thin (Big surprise with a porn), the decidedly different take is refreshing and memorable. Scenes like the rescue of the island princess before she could become a virgin sacrifice and the heroine disguised as a male are cliché jokes, but they work in the context. If this ever comes out on DVD, I am so there to get a copy and relive a moment of misspent youth with my best first mate.
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