Believe it or not even in Smalltown USA there are still people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna & Lamar could have the perfect relationship if it were not ...
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This kicks off with the murder of one Adolf Schwartz (who bears a striking resemblance to another famous Adolf) by placing a ravenous piranha fish in his bathtub. Who did it? No-one knows ... See full summary »
Clint Ramsey has to leave his job working at Martin Bormann's gas station and flee after his wife is murdered by psycho cop Harry Sledge, who tries to pin the murder on Clint. Crossing ... See full summary »
Three bad boy motorcyclists get kicks raping other people's women and generally being a nuisance. When they rape a veterinarian's wife, he takes exception and pursues them, teaming up with ... See full summary »
Completely topless! Completely uninhibited! The wayout craze that began in San Francisco is now exploding across the USA and Europe. National publications have documented the "Topless", but... See full summary »
Harry (a corrupt sheriff) and his Chicano deputy hunt an Apache who is about to go to the authorities with the news Harry is smuggling marijuana. Harry makes love to Raquel (a prostitute) ... See full summary »
Lorna has been married to Jim for a year, but still hasn't been satisfied sexually. While Jim is working at the salt mine, she is raped by an escaped convict, but falls in lust with him. ... See full summary »
Three go-go dancers holding a young girl hostage come across a crippled old man living with his two sons in the desert. After learning he's hiding a sum of cash around, the women start scheming on him.
After stealing a fortune in unclaimed jewelry, ex-detective Barney Rickert arrives at a run-down dude ranch in Arizona to hide out. When the owner, Dewey Hoople, refuses to sell the land to... See full summary »
Tales of eleven losers are told and interwoven. Burt can't satisfy Angel, so she seeks the arms of another man, who is caught by Angel in the arms of another woman. Angel ends up with ... See full summary »
Mr. Teas is a door to door salesman for dentists' appliances. Everywhere he goes he encounters beautiful "well-developed" nude women, which of course stir his interest. The only sound in ... See full summary »
Paul, the owner of a topless go-go bar on the Sunset Strip, isn't having a good day. His girlfriend, unbeknownst to him, is planning to rob his club, and his wife is having an affair with the hunky bartender.
Believe it or not even in Smalltown USA there are still people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna & Lamar could have the perfect relationship if it were not Lamar's obsession with rear entry. After submitting to the one last time Levonna comes up with a plan. While Lamar is trying find other tail to try his technique on, Levonna becomes Lola with aid of a wig and a Mexican accent. A Mexican cocktail later Lola finally has Lamar straight, but he wasn't awake for it. The gay marriage counselor, attracted to Lamar's problem, couldn't help them and Lemar must finally seek redemption at the church of Rio Dio Radio and the laying on of hands by Sister Eufaula Roo. Written by
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Lots of dead space in this Russ Meyer flick, technically his last theatrical film. A vague spoof of "Our Town", this one features a narrator pointing out the private lives of a small desert town, where one couple in particular is characterized by the wife's nymphomania and the husband's interest in anal sex (an interest that is apparently not shared by his wife).
In today's terms, this is like a porno movie with the hardcore sex stripped out. It's still explicit, but the scenes drag on and on with only a very loose structure, until you're ready to hit the fast forward button. It really gives you a headache after a while, especially due to the obnoxious characters and the dialog, which the actors mostly scream at one another. The worst offender is a radio hostess, who offers a series of seemingly endless religious rants while flapping her extremely large bosom around.
Anybody familiar with Russ Meyer understands that he was obsessed with heroically large-chested women, and the females in this movie are no exception. I would imagine that the entire cast of this film (the ladies, that is) were candidates for breast reduction surgery as they got older. Guys who are into big boobs will really have a great watching this, but I suspect that even they will get bored with the movie after about twenty minutes of yelling, screaming, and wacky editing.
There's some funny stuff in this movie, too, but it's a real snore overall. Hard to believe that this was scripted by Roger Ebert, who wrote the delirious "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls", which Meyer filmed for 20th Century Fox. This was Meyer's last theatrical feature, and frankly I couldn't imagine being trapped in a theater with this movie.
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