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Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens (1979)

Believe it or not even in Smalltown USA there are still people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna & Lamar could have the perfect relationship if it were not ... See full summary »

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Lavonia / Lola Langusta (as Francesca 'Kitten' Natividad)
Ann Marie ...
Eufaula Roop (as Anne Marie)
Ken Kerr ...
Lamar Shedd
June Mack ...
Junkyard Sal
Patrick Wright ...
Mr. Peterbuilt (as Pat Wright)
Henry Rowland ...
Robert E. Pearson ...
Dr. Asa Lavender (as Robert Pearson)
Michael Finn ...
Semper Fidelis
Sharon Ceccatti ...
Nurse Flovilla Thatch (as Sharon Hill)
Don Scarborough ...
Beau Badger
Aram Katcher ...
Tyrone
DeForest Covan ...
Zebulon
Steve Tracy ...
Rhett
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Stuart Lancaster ...
The Man From Small Town U.S.A.
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Believe it or not even in Smalltown USA there are still people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna & Lamar could have the perfect relationship if it were not Lamar's obsession with rear entry. After submitting to the one last time Levonna comes up with a plan. While Lamar is trying find other tail to try his technique on, Levonna becomes Lola with aid of a wig and a Mexican accent. A Mexican cocktail later Lola finally has Lamar straight, but he wasn't awake for it. The gay marriage counselor, attracted to Lamar's problem, couldn't help them and Lemar must finally seek redemption at the church of Rio Dio Radio and the laying on of hands by Sister Eufaula Roo. Written by Randy Spencer <spencer@ricochet.net>

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Six Chicks in search of a Cluck! ...and so hilariously funny!

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Im tiefen Tal der Superhexen  »

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$239,000 (estimated)
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This would be the last of Russ Meyer's theatrical feature films. He made one more film, a video feature, 22 years later in 2001. See more »

Quotes

Lavonia: [when a surprise blowjob on her husband Lamar entices him into forcing anal sex on her] Get your dick out of there, you "prevert"!
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References Supervixens (1975) See more »

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Lohengrin
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Tests your patience
1 July 2005 | by (Haddonfield, IL) – See all my reviews

Lots of dead space in this Russ Meyer flick, technically his last theatrical film. A vague spoof of "Our Town", this one features a narrator pointing out the private lives of a small desert town, where one couple in particular is characterized by the wife's nymphomania and the husband's interest in anal sex (an interest that is apparently not shared by his wife).

In today's terms, this is like a porno movie with the hardcore sex stripped out. It's still explicit, but the scenes drag on and on with only a very loose structure, until you're ready to hit the fast forward button. It really gives you a headache after a while, especially due to the obnoxious characters and the dialog, which the actors mostly scream at one another. The worst offender is a radio hostess, who offers a series of seemingly endless religious rants while flapping her extremely large bosom around.

Anybody familiar with Russ Meyer understands that he was obsessed with heroically large-chested women, and the females in this movie are no exception. I would imagine that the entire cast of this film (the ladies, that is) were candidates for breast reduction surgery as they got older. Guys who are into big boobs will really have a great watching this, but I suspect that even they will get bored with the movie after about twenty minutes of yelling, screaming, and wacky editing.

There's some funny stuff in this movie, too, but it's a real snore overall. Hard to believe that this was scripted by Roger Ebert, who wrote the delirious "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls", which Meyer filmed for 20th Century Fox. This was Meyer's last theatrical feature, and frankly I couldn't imagine being trapped in a theater with this movie.


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