Meet six women and a teenage girl who never expected to risk their lives fighting for justice. A schoolteacher had seen one too many kids succumb to drugs. A Las Vegas entertainer learned her brother had been beaten by a drug pusher. A martial arts teacher knew how insidious drugs were among children. A top model knew that drugs were destroying her life. A stunt driver was in shock when her brother overdosed - on drugs! Add a nosy schoolgirl and a policewoman with a perm, and you've got the Angels Brigade. These women (and the girl, too) are sexy, smart - and dangerous! Just ask the right-wing militia these ladies have destroyed. But the evil fat cats pushing drugs to kids? Not even they are a match for these vengeful vixens. They just say POW! to drug pushers. Written by
From the Halls of Great Pain at MST3K headquarters comes an uncalled for rip off of Charlie's Angels, Angels Revenge (Brigade)!
Here, a few good actors and a lot of bad ones unite in a barage of shameful "starring" parts to make the real main characters look like good actors- the seven foxy ladies. Their mission- to act like they are trying to bust up a drug ring. They fail at the acting part though. The ladies who aren't white are all bad stereotypes, and their acting makes baywatch look like the a Meryl Streep movie. The only thing resembling a saving grace are that they are hot. Thats it. Other than that, every other actor makes me want to watch the Shakespearean techniques of Manos. Jack Palance is terrible, in perhaps one of the few movies he has been in (must hve been early in his career), the rejects from sitcoms make up the cameos, and what the hell was Peter Lawford doing in this?
Wait nevermind. I just realized he was drunk and stoned most of the movie. That explains it.
Well, the story has the ladies doing various things while "acting" to destroy the drug ring, including robbing a very shameful Jim Backus, slicing up a drug dealers genitals in a "humorous" scene, seducing two fishermen finding drugs (in a scene akin to watching whales mate), and making the viewer vomit through every other scene.
Skip this movie at all costs, unless, of course, you see it on MST3K. It will drain all hope and beauty from your world, as well as all the vomit from your stomach.
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