In the not too distant future, the United States government is virtually bankrupt and in danger of being foreclosed on by a group of Native Americans, now owners of the massive Nike Corporation. A desperate President decides to make a last-ditch effort to save the country... by raising money with a telethon! Written by
The ultimate spectacle is now a movie.
Did You Know?
appears in an uncredited role wearing a Playboy Bunny style costume in the scene where Roy Budnitz donates blood. See more
When Monty Rushmore is shot, he grabs his left side, just over his hip. Later, there is a bloody bandage on his left shoulder. See more
Mr. Vanderhoff, would you care to comment on the rumor that President Roosevelt has been assassinated?
[to the assembled reporters
Guys, how am I supposed to know that? I haven't been upstairs yet. Excuse me.
Get A Move On
Written by Lloyd Chiate
Performed by Eddie Money See more