The Facts of Life (1979–1988)
Jo Polniaczek: There are people who in this world get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving!
Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!
Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.
Blair: Y-you mean H-harrison asked you out on a d-d-d-d...
Tootie Ramsey: DATE, Blair; we call it a DATE!
Jo Polniaczek: Yeah, to some wing-ding Friday night.
Natalie Green: Could that be YOUR wing-ding, Blair?
Jo Polniaczek: [to Blair] You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would be B.C.!
Blair Warner: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
[after Blair goes crashing through the bedroom wall]
Tootie Ramsey: Excuse me, Mrs. Garrett, did Blair come crashing through here?
Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: [Mrs. Garrett is giving the girls their mail] And the rest is for Natalie.
Tootie Ramsey: *All* of those?
Blair Warner: Natalie... have you been writing to prisoners again?
Blair: [Trying to remember all of her family members across the nation] Well, there's the Manhattan Warners, there's the South Beach Warners, there's the Palm Beach Warners...
Natalie Green: [Interrupting] What about the ones in Hollywood?
Natalie Green: The Warner Brothers.
Natalie Green: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'm happy being a magic marker!
Blair Warner: Do you know what Jo's real name is? Joanna Marie!
Jo Polniaczek: Only my mother calls me Joanna Marie.
[Tootie is a teen model and is ready for her photo shoot]
Tootie Ramsey: Am I a fox or what?
Blair: Whoever said it was lonely at the top was looking from the bottom.