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The Facts of Life (TV Series 1979–1988) Poster

(1979–1988)

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Blair Warner: Turn Blue!

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Jo Polniaczek: There are people who in this world get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving!

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Blair Warner: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!

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Tootie Ramsey: There's going to be trouble...

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Tootie Ramsey: There's going to be trouuubbbllleee!

Natalie Green: Make that douuubbbblllleeee!

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Natalie Green: Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'm happy being a magic marker!

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Blair: Whoever said it was lonely at the top was looking from the bottom.

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Blair Warner: I don't go to wing-dings, I go to cotillions!

Jo Polniaczek: Well if that is a dance at the Hillcrest Country Club, then your cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

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Blair Warner: Do you know what Jo's real name is? Joanna Marie!

Jo Polniaczek: Only my mother calls me Joanna Marie.

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Blair: Y-you mean H-harrison asked you out on a d-d-d-d...

Tootie Ramsey: DATE, Blair; we call it a DATE!

Jo Polniaczek: Yeah, to some wing-ding Friday night.

Natalie Green: Could that be YOUR wing-ding, Blair?

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[after Blair goes crashing through the bedroom wall]

Tootie Ramsey: Excuse me, Mrs. Garrett, did Blair come crashing through here?

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Tootie Ramsey: There's gonna be trouble!

Natalie Green: Make that double.

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[Tootie is a teen model and is ready for her photo shoot]

Tootie Ramsey: Am I a fox or what?

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Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: [Mrs. Garrett is giving the girls their mail] And the rest is for Natalie.

Tootie Ramsey: *All* of those?

Blair Warner: Natalie... have you been writing to prisoners again?

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Jo Polniaczek: [to Blair] You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would be B.C.!

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Blair: [Trying to remember all of her family members across the nation] Well, there's the Manhattan Warners, there's the South Beach Warners, there's the Palm Beach Warners...

Natalie Green: [Interrupting] What about the ones in Hollywood?

Blair: Who?

Natalie Green: The Warner Brothers.

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