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Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe? (1978) Poster

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Dr. Deere: Ah, Maximilian, how very good of you to be so punctual!

Max: The name is Vandeveer. I don't wish to be on first name terms with anyone who's had their fingers up my rectum.

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Ravello: No, he hated Zoppi far too much to kill him.

Ravello: Miss O'Brien, in Italy, finding someone you can really hate is as important as finding someone to love.

Ravello: You do not suddenly kill someone you have spent years hating.

Ravello: You have too big an investment in such a person.

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Max: [Berating a subordinate] What next, the 'Andes Plane Crash Cookbook'?

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Max: I knew that divorce was too good to last!

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Max: [to Dr. Deere, about being dangerously overweight] Cut down? I am what I am precisely because I've eaten my way to the top! I'm a work of art, created by the finest chefs in the world. Every fold is a brush stroke! Every crease a sonnet! Every chin a concerto! In short doctor darling, in my present form, I'm a masterpiece!

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Max: Don't tell me another cook has been murdered! Who is it this time, Aunt Jemima?

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Robby Ross: Come on, Nat, you don't consider a roll in the hay with your secretary adultery?

Natasha: What do you call it, shorthand?

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Robby Ross: There's a convention in town.

Natasha: The Optimists, no doubt!

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Max: Won't it be fun, just the two of us in my kitchen!

Robby Ross: There's the three of us.

Max: [speaking to Natasha] So much for the fun.

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