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TeenAlien (1978)

PG | | Sci-Fi
Local teenagers are holding a Halloween party at a supposedly "haunted" old mill, but find out that one of the partygoers who is dressed as an alien is actually a real alien.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Vern Adix ...
Mr. Cranston
Michael Dunn ...
Carl
Keith Nelson ...
Old Man Dobbs
Dan Harville ...
Tony
Mike McClure ...
Varrow Male
Judy Richards ...
Varrow Female
Dale Angell ...
Tiny
Dick Robinson ...
Old Miner
Richard Guinn ...
Young Miner
Alex Churchich ...
Alex
Steve Bartlett ...
Steve
Chad Bennion ...
Mike
Ken Johnson ...
Buzz
Roger Hamblin ...
Ray
Holly Harkness ...
Jean
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Local teenagers are holding a Halloween party at a supposedly "haunted" old mill, but find out that one of the partygoers who is dressed as an alien is actually a real alien. Written by frankfob2@yahoo.com

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an invasion from space -- did it really happen?
13 December 2000 | by (toronto, ontario) – See all my reviews



In the late 1950s, the residents of a small Utah township report strange happenings in the vicinity of their town -- some even report seeing alien spaceships, but one is ever able to confirm this -- at least no one living! Now after more than 25 years, the waiting is over. And a new generation is about to experience the horror of -- THE VARROW MISSION.

In all of my years watching movies -- and I've seen thousands -- this is the worst, most terrible, sad, pathetic, pitiable, confusing and generally so-screwed-up-it-must-be-a-joke-movie I have ever seen. For context, here are some other bad movies: The Meat Eater, Space Mutiny, and Platoon. (Yes, THAT Platoon.) But this is the worst. I came across this film in the bargain bin at a Blockbuster video store in Toronto --it came free with two rentals. The other bargain box films I got included a seasonal highlight video for the 1990 Houston Rockets and the best of Victor Borge (which was awesome.) But this movie was a terrible mistake. It haunts me to this day -- it is the worst movie ever made, and always will be, with no hyperbole or post-modernist sarcasm. It's not even a movie, as far as I can tell.


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