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Clouseau: Now, this time *I'm* going to stand on *your* shoulders!

Cato: What good will that do?

Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!

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[about Clouseau]

Police Commissioner: You knew him intimately.

Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I hated him intimately!

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Clouseau: Special delivery - a bomb

[pronounced "beumb"]

Clouseau: Were you expecting one? A beaum?

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Simone Legree: Oh, my God.

Clouseau: Mine, too.

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[Inspector Clouseau, disguised as Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, explains why he can't give a tip to the postman]

Clouseau: I'm a little short.

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[dressed as Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, and singing]

Clouseau: Thank heaven for the little girls. They keep getting smaller every day.

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Clouseau: You mean Douvier killed a wandering transvestite just to impress his godfather?

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Clouseau: I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!

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Clouseau: [Dreyfus shoots a gun at Clouseau a couple times] It's me!

Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I know!

[Dreyfus laughs and starts shooting again]

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Clouseau: Well, Sir, until we meet again in New York, the case is sol-ved.

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Clouseau: Hey! Mamma Mia! Ho-ho! Spagettino to Al Pacino.

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[Clouseau is disguised as a salty Swedish sea dog and finds out about Le Club Foot from French informant Fernet. He starts walking away, singing a well-known pirate song wrong]

Clouseau: Ooohhh, sixteen chests on a dead man's rum/Yo-ho-ho in the bottle of the chest/Drink to the devils and done for the rums/Hooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Cato: Please, boss! I thought you were dead!

Clouseau: So as a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory?

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[Philippe Douvier just set up a trap for Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and invited him to it with a phone call]

Simone Le Gree: That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap...

Philippe Douvier: Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap.

Cato: It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap.

Clouseau: That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.

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Simone Legree: Simone.

[palm reading Scallini's hand]

Simone Legree: I can tell that you're a very passionate man. Do you see how long this line is?

Julio Scallini: Keep watching: it's gonna get longer.

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Clouseau: [after Dreyfus faints when seeing Clouseau] Now I know why this place looks so familiar.

Simone Legree: Why?

Clouseau: Chief Inspector Dreyfus lives here.

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Chief Insp. Dreyfus: Clouseau?

Clouseau: Yes?

Chief Insp. Dreyfus: Are you wounded?

Clouseau: No. Fortunately I was saved by the darkness.

Chief Insp. Dreyfus: So what we need is more light.

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Clouseau: But these aren't normal times. Cato. Someone just tried to kill me.

Cato: That's normal.

Clouseau: Ah, but this time, he thinks he had succeed.

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Guy Algo: Man, New York knows even better than the President of France. A man with which our entire world organization is familiar, and would like nothing better than to see him out of the way.

Man: Who?

Guy Algo: Who has given us nothing but trouble for the past ten years? Who has survived sixteen assassination attempts, including two by his own boss? Clouseau. You want to impress New York. Eliminate Clouseau.

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Philippe Douvier: The bomb destroyed half the block and Clouseau survived!

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Philippe Douvier: The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore.

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Clouseau: Peak A Boo!

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Clouseau: Who were those two men have tried to kill you last night?

Simone Legree: Killers.

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Simone Le Gree: Now why do you suppose he wanted to have me killed?

Clouseau: Elementary. He wanted you dead.

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Simone Legree: But I saw your funeral on TV!

Clouseau: Yes, even the Poop was there, you know?

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Clouseau: It's only an old salty Swedish sea dog out there from the salty seas, you know.

Man at Pier: Hello, Inspector.

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