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Rescue from Gilligan's Island (TV Movie 1978) Poster

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Mary Ann: He didn't mean any harm, Skipper.

Skipper: Neither did the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

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[Spotting a Coast Guard helicopter]

Skipper: I can't believe it. After 15 years, we're finally rescued.

Mr. Howell: Rescued.

Mrs. Howell: Rescued.

Ginger Grant: Rescued.

Mary Ann: Rescued.

Professor: Rescued.

Gilligan: Rescued.

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Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why don't you donate your pants? When they fill with air, we can fly to Hawaii.

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[last lines]

Gilligan: [after the castways have been re-stranded] What's wrong, everybody? We're home again!

Skipper: Yes, Gilligan, WE'RE HOME AGAIN.

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Professor: Miss Ainsworth, turn off your macho!

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Dean: We're expanding. This will be the biggest university on the west coast.

Professor: But we're on the east coast.

Dean: That's how big I want it to be.

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Mr. Howell: Captain, can you give me one good reason why you haven't put up the sail?

Skipper: Yes, Mr. Howell, we haven't got a sail.

Mr. Howell: Can you give me another good reason?

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[The castaways are planning to tie their huts together to make a raft]

Skipper: Only question is, will it have enough bottom?

Gilligan: If that's the question, Skipper, you sure got the answer.

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[The seat of the chair the Skipper is sitting in has been varnished]

Skipper: What could be stupider than varnishing the seat of a chair?

Gilligan: Sitting in the seat of a chair that's just been varnished.

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Professor: [about the tsunami] Mind you, I haven't worked out all the details.

Mrs. Howell: I have one thing to say to you, Professor. Work out the details.

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Gilligan: [after telling the Skipper that "Star Wars" is a dirty movie] "Skipper, don't you know? R2D2 is a four-letter word!"

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Skipper: [Gilligan holds up a sign from the first Minnow] Oh no!

Professor: The same island!

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