Rescue from Gilligan's Island (1978 TV Movie)
[Spotting a Coast Guard helicopter]
Skipper: I can't believe it. After 15 years, we're finally rescued.
Mr. Howell: Rescued.
Mrs. Howell: Rescued.
Ginger Grant: Rescued.
Mary Ann: Rescued.
Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why don't you donate your pants? When they fill with air, we can fly to Hawaii.
Gilligan: [after the castways have been re-stranded] What's wrong, everybody? We're home again!
Skipper: Yes, Gilligan, WE'RE HOME AGAIN.
Dean: We're expanding. This will be the biggest university on the west coast.
Professor: But we're on the east coast.
Dean: That's how big I want it to be.
Mr. Howell: Captain, can you give me one good reason why you haven't put up the sail?
Skipper: Yes, Mr. Howell, we haven't got a sail.
Mr. Howell: Can you give me another good reason?
[The castaways are planning to tie their huts together to make a raft]
Skipper: Only question is, will it have enough bottom?
Gilligan: If that's the question, Skipper, you sure got the answer.
[The seat of the chair the Skipper is sitting in has been varnished]
Skipper: What could be stupider than varnishing the seat of a chair?
Gilligan: Sitting in the seat of a chair that's just been varnished.
Professor: [about the tsunami] Mind you, I haven't worked out all the details.
Mrs. Howell: I have one thing to say to you, Professor. Work out the details.
Gilligan: [after telling the Skipper that "Star Wars" is a dirty movie] "Skipper, don't you know? R2D2 is a four-letter word!"