Dr. Elson Po is one of the world's most famous wine growers. He has a magic potion which has kept him handsome and alive during the centuries. However, lately the magic which rejuvenates ... See full summary »
Michelle's arrested in Singapore, so she marries a corrupt local businessman to avoid prison, swindles him and escapes the country. Her "husband" tries to get her through her ex, a Texan oil tycoon, but his current girl Lisa interferes.
I'm too astonished to find out how James Hong, notable in several motion pictures and TV shows, would direct terrible movies like TEEN LUST, only one of the four he did. For the first ten minutes, you will be turned on. For the last 80, you will turn this off. I've just seen better exploitation comedy classics recently like GAS PUMP GIRLS (which has Kirsten Baker) and LUNCH WAGON. This one doesn't even attempt to be fun at all, and it obviously was made at a budget of 25 cents. Bambi's nose all bandaged up on her birthday was the only best part. There is, amazingly, a music track in the film that later became known as the theme song for THE PEOPLE'S COURT, seeming like TV producers can borrow anything for success. Check this out if that nice curvacious babe in a pair of white shorts interests you.
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