Michelle's arrested in Singapore, so she marries a corrupt local businessman to avoid prison, swindles him and escapes the country. Her "husband" tries to get her through her ex, a Texan oil tycoon, but his current girl Lisa interferes.
Susan arrives in Haiti to live with her husband Jack, who lives with a lesbian housekeeper and Olga, a nymphomaniac platinum blonde, introduced to her as Jack's sister. Susan begins to have... See full summary »
Nanda Van Bergen,
Four high school girls at Hollywood High are looking for fun. Together they frolic on the beach and cavort with their guys. In their search for a little privacy they meet up with a retired ... See full summary »
The director of a failing summer camp decides to invite campers from ten years ago for a free weekend event, hoping that he can trick them into fixing up the place and also get their ... See full summary »
John F. Goff,
Cult Asian film figure James Hong should be celebrated for his many diverse acting roles spanning several decades, and certainly NOT for directing this terrible "sex comedy". The only thing more non-existent than his "direction" is the film's script - in fact, IMDb does not even list a screenwriter, and neither does my VHS copy or cover! There are no laughs in this "comedy", unless you consider attempted rape, mental retardation, an incestuous father, an alcoholic mother, etc. the height of hilarity. The very brief flashes of nudity don't even come close to making "Police Girls Academy" (the - misleading - title of my copy) worth sitting through - it's truly one of the most unredeemable films I've seen in the last few months. A rare 0 out of 4 stars.
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