KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)
Space Ace: Who'd rip off our talismans?
The Demon: Someone who wants power and wants to deny us ours.
Star Child: You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.
Melissa: Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.
Sneed: There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?
Star Child: [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off] He was here.
Sneed: This is ridiculous.
The Demon: [Growls]
Star Child: Sam's still in the park.
Melissa: Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?
Space Ace: Beethoven's Fifth.
The Demon: It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.
Melissa: Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?
Star Child: With out them, no powers.
Cat Man: We're just ordinary human beings.
The Demon: Not quite ordinary.
Melissa: Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.
Star Child: But they do, they just haven't realized it.
Abner Devereaux: You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.
[Walks over to the clone Demon]
Abner Devereaux: Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.
[Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe]
Abner Devereaux: All of you.
Melissa: [explaining to KISS about kissing Robot Sam] It wasn't Sam! It wasn't Sam, but it looked so much like him. And then, oh, then when I touched him...
The Demon: What exactly did he say?
Melissa: He didn't say anything.
The Demon: [low growl]
Star Child: Does everybody feel good?
[audience goes crazy]
Star Child: Are you ready for the real KISS?
[audience goes even more crazy]
Star Child: Are you ready to rock and roll?
[audience goes even *more* crazy]
Star Child: All right then. Let's go.
Guard: He's the one, almost tore my arm off!
Star Child: Highly improbable.
Cat Man: Not our Demon.
Space Ace: Hi, Curly!
Sneed: Cut the clowning - if you'd rather deal with the police?
The Demon: [Growls]
Star Child: Hi, Melissa.
Melissa: How did you know my name?
Cat Man: He's just showing off.
Space Ace: A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either.
Sam Farrell: There's something going on here I don't understand. I'll give it a quick look and meet you back here in an hour.
Abner Devereaux: I'm sorry, my dear, this is a restricted area. Only authorized personel are permitted.
Melissa: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for Mr. Devereaux.
Abner Devereaux: I'm Mr. Devereaux.
Melissa: Oh, well, I'm looking for Sam Farrell. I was told you might be able to help me.
Abner Devereaux: Well, perhaps I can. I'll activate the elevator mechanism. You step inside.
Abner Devereaux: I will destroy you! All of you... and you, you KISS will be my instrument!
Sneed: They're avoiding us.
Calvin Richards: With a look like that, your mother would avoid you.
Sneed: There are plenty of openings on the graveyard shift.
Guard: Maybe they're taking a swim.
Sneed: Rock 'n' rollers don't bathe.
Star Child: He's sweating the possibility that we might pull out. He's just plain sweating.
Star Child: We've got to find Devereaux.
Cat Man: That's good with me, Star Child. I'm down to my last few lives.
Cat Man: It seems a little too quiet if you ask me.
Space Ace: Well, why didn't you say so?
Space Ace: She wants a rocket ride, she...
[KISS sees Robot Sam]
Star Child: It's Sam.
Space Ace: I wonder what his trip is.
The Demon: His trip's a trap.
Cat Man: Let's bring it.
Melissa: But you must, Mr. Devereaux. Sam never harmed you, neither did I. I'm sorry for you. GIVE HIM BACK TO ME!
Guard: It was him!
Guard: Or his twin.
Cat Man: Gene's brother was an only child.
Star Child: Easy, Catman, they are serious.
Space Ace: And they've got guns!
The Demon: [while being choked by the Mummy] This dead man won't die!
Abner Devereaux: You are addressing me, Demon? Hmm?
[Shooting Star Child's talisman, with the ray gun]
Abner Devereaux: Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
Abner Devereaux: Armageddon is coming to this park tonight.
Cat Man: We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.
The Demon: There are no right hand except ours, we must protect the power.
Star Child: [while fighting Frankenstein] I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Abner Devereaux: Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.
[Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun]
Cat Man: Weird type of person. I wonder who could've done it?
Star Child: Good question, Cat Man. What do you compute, Space Ace?
Space Ace: Insufficient data at the moment, Star Child.
Cat Man: We better look into it.
The Demon: [growls]
Dirty Dee: It's like I said, Pops, Chopper don't hurt nobody unless he wants to.
Star Child: Ahoy, mates, the ownership approaches.
Cat Man: Aye, me bucko, with his scurvy crew steaming close behind, and I do mean steaming.
Sneed: This could get out of hand real easy, Mr. Richards. We don't want a riot on our hands.
Calvin Richards: A riot? Ha, don't be ridiculous. High spirited kids, that's all I see. They're just reflecting the spirit of the park, that's all. We've got the rides, the attractions and we've got KISS.
Abner Devereaux: Hold it. That's enough of that. Not in this park.
Dirty Dee: You talking to us?
Slime: What's your beef? You a cop?
Dirty Dee: It's cool. Chopper and Slime don't hurt nobody, 'less they want to.
Abner Devereaux: Fun is fun, but that's carrying things...
Slime: Just who are you anyway, old man?
Abner Devereaux: I happen to be...
Slime: Who do you happen to be? Huh?
Calvin Richards: I'll tell you who he is. He built this park and I run it. Now if you can't control yourselves, you'll be out of this park before you get in. Sneed, you and your men keep tabs on these three.
Calvin Richards: KISS is the biggest group in the world and we've got them.
Abner Devereaux: Simon is a very delicate creature. It took nearly a year and $30,000 to perfect him
Chopper: C'mon. Perfection? You call some baboon doing a herky-jerky perfection?
Sneed: We've got close to 2,000 employees here, miss. What with turnover and part time...
Melissa: But you must know him, he works for someone named "Abner."
Guard: Oh, Abner Devereaux.
Sneed: Maybe so, but every time I see Abner, he's got someone new working for him.
Melissa: This Abner Devereaux, where can I find him?
Sneed: His workshop's located under the Sky Tower.
Melissa: You mean underground?
Guard: Yeah. *Way* underground.