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KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (TV Movie 1978) Poster

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Space Ace: Who'd rip off our talismans?

The Demon: Someone who wants power and wants to deny us ours.

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Star Child: You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.

Melissa: Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.

Sneed: There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?

Star Child: [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off] He was here.

Sneed: This is ridiculous.

The Demon: [Growls]

Star Child: Sam's still in the park.

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Melissa: Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?

Space Ace: Beethoven's Fifth.

[laughs]

The Demon: It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.

Melissa: Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?

Star Child: With out them, no powers.

Cat Man: We're just ordinary human beings.

The Demon: Not quite ordinary.

Melissa: Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.

Star Child: But they do, they just haven't realized it.

Abner Devereaux: You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.

[Walks over to the clone Demon]

Abner Devereaux: Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.

[Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe]

Abner Devereaux: All of you.

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Melissa: [explaining to KISS about kissing Robot Sam] It wasn't Sam! It wasn't Sam, but it looked so much like him. And then, oh, then when I touched him...

The Demon: What exactly did he say?

Melissa: He didn't say anything.

The Demon: [low growl]

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Star Child: Does everybody feel good?

[audience goes crazy]

Star Child: Are you ready for the real KISS?

[audience goes even more crazy]

Star Child: Are you ready to rock and roll?

[audience goes even *more* crazy]

Star Child: All right then. Let's go.

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Guard: He's the one, almost tore my arm off!

Star Child: Highly improbable.

Cat Man: Not our Demon.

Space Ace: Hi, Curly!

Sneed: Cut the clowning - if you'd rather deal with the police?

The Demon: [Growls]

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Star Child: Hi, Melissa.

Melissa: How did you know my name?

Cat Man: He's just showing off.

Space Ace: A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either.

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Sam Farrell: There's something going on here I don't understand. I'll give it a quick look and meet you back here in an hour.

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Abner Devereaux: I'm sorry, my dear, this is a restricted area. Only authorized personel are permitted.

Melissa: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking for Mr. Devereaux.

Abner Devereaux: I'm Mr. Devereaux.

Melissa: Oh, well, I'm looking for Sam Farrell. I was told you might be able to help me.

Abner Devereaux: Well, perhaps I can. I'll activate the elevator mechanism. You step inside.

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Abner Devereaux: You will regret this day.

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Abner Devereaux: I will destroy you! All of you... and you, you KISS will be my instrument!

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Sneed: They're avoiding us.

Calvin Richards: With a look like that, your mother would avoid you.

GuardGuard: [laughs]

Sneed: There are plenty of openings on the graveyard shift.

Guard: Maybe they're taking a swim.

Sneed: Rock 'n' rollers don't bathe.

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Star Child: He's sweating the possibility that we might pull out. He's just plain sweating.

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Star Child: We've got to find Devereaux.

Cat Man: That's good with me, Star Child. I'm down to my last few lives.

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Cat Man: It seems a little too quiet if you ask me.

Space Ace: Well, why didn't you say so?

[singing]

Space Ace: She wants a rocket ride, she...

[KISS sees Robot Sam]

Star Child: It's Sam.

Space Ace: I wonder what his trip is.

The Demon: His trip's a trap.

Cat Man: Let's bring it.

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Melissa: But you must, Mr. Devereaux. Sam never harmed you, neither did I. I'm sorry for you. GIVE HIM BACK TO ME!

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Guard: It was him!

Guard: Or his twin.

Cat Man: Gene's brother was an only child.

Star Child: Easy, Catman, they are serious.

Space Ace: And they've got guns!

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The Demon: [Growls]

Star Child: It must be feeding time for The Demon.

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The Demon: [while being choked by the Mummy] This dead man won't die!

Abner Devereaux: You are addressing me, Demon? Hmm?

[Shooting Star Child's talisman, with the ray gun]

Abner Devereaux: Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

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Abner Devereaux: Armageddon is coming to this park tonight.

Cat Man: We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.

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The Demon: There are no right hand except ours, we must protect the power.

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Star Child: [while fighting Frankenstein] I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Abner Devereaux: Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.

[Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun]

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Cat Man: Weird type of person. I wonder who could've done it?

Star Child: Good question, Cat Man. What do you compute, Space Ace?

Space Ace: Insufficient data at the moment, Star Child.

Cat Man: We better look into it.

The Demon: [growls]

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Dirty Dee: It's like I said, Pops, Chopper don't hurt nobody unless he wants to.

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Space Ace: They all lose their heads over you, Paul.

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Dirty Dee: This trip's gettin' boring. Let's round up Chopper and split.

Slime: Yeah, I can dig it.

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Star Child: Ahoy, mates, the ownership approaches.

Cat Man: Aye, me bucko, with his scurvy crew steaming close behind, and I do mean steaming.

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Star Child: Gene's clean.

Cat Man: A pussycat, almost.

Space Ace: Ack!

Sneed: This isn't funny!

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Space Ace: Ack!

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Calvin Richards: He created KISS to destroy KISS and he lost.

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Father: Hey! You're not allowed to smoke in here.

Chopper: I'll smoke you.

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Sneed: This could get out of hand real easy, Mr. Richards. We don't want a riot on our hands.

Calvin Richards: A riot? Ha, don't be ridiculous. High spirited kids, that's all I see. They're just reflecting the spirit of the park, that's all. We've got the rides, the attractions and we've got KISS.

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Abner Devereaux: Hold it. That's enough of that. Not in this park.

Dirty Dee: You talking to us?

Slime: What's your beef? You a cop?

Dirty Dee: It's cool. Chopper and Slime don't hurt nobody, 'less they want to.

Abner Devereaux: Fun is fun, but that's carrying things...

Slime: Just who are you anyway, old man?

Abner Devereaux: I happen to be...

Slime: Who do you happen to be? Huh?

Calvin Richards: I'll tell you who he is. He built this park and I run it. Now if you can't control yourselves, you'll be out of this park before you get in. Sneed, you and your men keep tabs on these three.

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Calvin Richards: KISS is the biggest group in the world and we've got them.

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Abner Devereaux: Why try to argue science with a book keeper.

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Abner Devereaux: Simon is a very delicate creature. It took nearly a year and $30,000 to perfect him

Chopper: C'mon. Perfection? You call some baboon doing a herky-jerky perfection?

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Sneed: We've got close to 2,000 employees here, miss. What with turnover and part time...

Melissa: But you must know him, he works for someone named "Abner."

Guard: Oh, Abner Devereaux.

Sneed: Maybe so, but every time I see Abner, he's got someone new working for him.

Melissa: This Abner Devereaux, where can I find him?

Sneed: His workshop's located under the Sky Tower.

Melissa: You mean underground?

Guard: Yeah. *Way* underground.

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