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Jaws 2 (1978) Poster

(1978)

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Martin Brody: But I'm telling you, and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I've seen one up close. And you'd better do something about this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!

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Martin Brody: Oh, Hendricks, good! Right this way. Excuse us, please. I want you to come in here and, er, check out this 908.

Hendricks: What the hell's a 908? I've never heard of a 908!

Martin Brody: 908 means get me outta there!

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Martin Brody: [as the shark approaches Brody]

Martin Brody: All right, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!

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Mrs. Taft: Good morning. Selling some more of the good life?

Ellen Brody: Oh, yeah... Piece of this, piece of that - it all adds up.

Mrs. Taft: Your husband's been here all morning. What's he doing?

Ellen Brody: His job.

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Ellen Brody: That's your third smoke already!

Martin Brody: With coffee...

Ellen Brody: Try a donut.

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Phil Fogarty: I can't watch a ball game anymore, I can't watch the news anymore! I can't even watch a movie! All I hear is that damn kid and his damn radio going "Breaker, Breaker, Breaker"!

Martin Brody: Well, I'll see what I can do, but remember, it's under federal jurisdiction.

Phil Fogarty: So call the FBI!

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Mayor Larry Vaughn: Brody is riding his tower.

Len Peterson: Oh, shit!

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Martin Brody: I mean, it's obvious that a big fish took a bite out of... this big fish.

Dr. Elkins: This is a mammal. Not a fish.

Martin Brody: Don't quibble with me! Is it a shark bite or isn't it?

Dr. Elkins: Possibly. Again, this is a killer whale, wouldn't have to be a shark a considerable size.

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Andy Williams: Did your mom put all this together?

Mike Brody: Yeah, it's her job.

Andy Williams: Did she make the punch?

Mike Brody: No.

Andy Williams: [throwing it back in the bowl] Good, it's terrible!

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[after Brody has been fired]

Martin Brody: Maybe they're right... I'm tired... I'm tired... Too damn tired...

Ellen Brody: Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk.

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[Hendricks and Red are dragging the ocean in the police launch]

Red: We've been over this a dozen times.

Hendricks: I know, I know!

Red: How much longer?

Hendricks: Until we find something!

Red: But I'm cold, bored...

Hendricks: You're bored?

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Martin Brody: Better check the bite radius.

Dr. Elkins: The what?

Martin Brody: The shape of the mouth...

Dr. Elkins: Whales mouth?

Martin Brody: Shark's mouth.

Dr. Elkins: What shark?

Martin Brody: The shark that did this.

Dr. Elkins: We don't know that, do we?

Martin Brody: But we're here to find out!

Dr. Elkins: And we will.

Hendricks: I can't hear you if you're going to whisper!

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Tina Wilcox: Get out the bankets, I'm getting black and blue marks all over my butt, and my moms starting to get uptight about them!

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Martin Brody: I think we've got another shark problem.

Mayor Larry Vaughn: Are you serious?

Martin Brody: You bet I'm serious.

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Len Peterson: Brody, this is nothing! Seaweed, mud, something on the lens...

Martin Brody: Lens my ass!

Len Peterson: You're damn right it's your ass!

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[looking for a dance]

Timmy: Who are you going to ask next?

Doug: Tina Wilcox.

Timmy: Ed's girlfriend... You're crazy!

Doug: It doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest.

Timmy: That's a crock of shit!

Doug: I know!

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Martin Brody: You don't have to worry about being sued or being ruined if this turns out to be what I think it is, because there won't be anybody here!

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Martin Brody: That boat's gonna take you in. Where the hell are they?

Hendricks: About ten degrees off your starboard bow. You take...

Martin Brody: Don't give me that shit, point!

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Sean Brody: What's after Cable Junction?

Bob: The Atlantic. Then Ireland.

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Bob: [Eying on Jackie] Ooh, Larry Look. Larry, Look.

Larry Vaughn Jr.: What?

Bob: Look at her.

[pauses]

Bob: Well?

Larry Vaughn Jr.: She's got, tits like a sparrow.

Bob: Do you, have to talk like that?

Larry Vaughn Jr.: [Sarcastically] What are you, my mother? Will you undo, the jib?

[Bob undoes the jib]

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Martin Brody: Yeah... that's the Orca.

Phil Fogarty: Good lens, too fast. One-four, I think. You notice that difussion over there...

Martin Brody: [cuts him off] Come on, Phil, don't jerk me, around. What else have you got?

Phil Fogarty: Over here. I exposed another bunch this morning, but I haven't had a chance to develop them yet.

Martin Brody: [as the first photo vaguely shows the shark] That's it. That's the one.

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Helicopter Pilot: That you, Brody?

Martin Brody: Listen, did you have a fix on those kids yet?

Helicopter Pilot: Negative - I'm still down.

Martin Brody: Well, you'd better get the hell up because, I'm out here all alone!

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[the launch snags a power line]

Red: Oh, shit! Drop it!

Hendricks: Wh- What is it?

Red: Drop it! It's a power line!

Hendricks: Oh, terrific!

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