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You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss three bucks goodbye! moreUser Comments:
Much better than the title it spoofs! What does that tell you? moreCast
(Complete credited cast)| Frank Robertson | ... | 4-Q-2 | |
| Scott Mathews | ... | Fluke Starbucker | |
| Jeff Hale | ... | Augie 'Ben' Doggie | |
| Cindy Furgatch | ... | Princess Anne-Droid | |
| Bob Knickerbocker | ... | Ham Salad | |
| Paul Frees | ... | Narrator (voice) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Sonny Buddy Jr. | ... | (voice) | |
| Artie Deco | ... | Himself | |
| Ernie Fosselius | ... | Miscellaneous | |
| Walt Kraemer | ... | (voice) | |
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UK:12Fun Stuff
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When "Star Wars" (1977) was re-released in 1997 in a "Special Edition" with new digital effects, producer 'Michael Wiese' responded by re-releasing this short in its own "Special Edition" with footage replaced with new digital effects and graphics. moreQuotes:
[in the middle of a shootout, Princess Anne-Droid opens an escape door]Princess Anne-Droid: We'll go this way. I insist!
[Ham Salad is returning fire with a power drill]
Ham Salad: No way, sister! I can handle thi-!
[an enemy shot flies between Ham's legs, hitting the wall behind him. Ham instantly turns and follows the princess.]
Ham Salad: Okay, I'm with you!
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I haven't seen "Hardware Wars" in years, but I remember it as one of the most hilarious events of human experience, and it was over far too soon. Every aspect of this movie was hilarious, and it was even better than "Star Wars." I laughed. I cried. After watching it, I asked a family member for a moment with three dollars just so I could kiss it goodbye (I'm kidding about the last one). I love it when Ham Salad's sidekick/co-pilot tries to eat Princess Anne Droid's cinnamon hair buns, and the Darph Nader character is just hilarious! This film would be great to watch back-to-back with "Thumb Wars," and I sincerely wish there could have been a "Hardware Wars, Episode II: The Umpire Strikes Out." (Was there?)