Goin' South (1978)
Henry Moon: Well! Anybody hungry?
Big Abe: [deadpan] Hungry! Shit, I could eat a frozen dog.
Henry Moon: Well, we'll go on out to the kitchen and see if we got one already froze.
Henry Moon: Well, I ain't no slab of meat to be auctioned off, but, what the hell. Fine by me.
Hermine, Moon's Old Gang: [to Henry Moon just prior to his hanging] You was the best I ever had... 'cept maybe for that circus fella.
Henry Moon: I'll never forget you, Hermione. You was the first woman I didn't have to pay for.
[to a homely woman who's sizing him up for matrimony]
Henry Moon: I wouldn't take you to a dog-fight if you was the defendin' champ!
Sheriff Andrew Kyle: Julia, are you drunk?
Julia Tate: Sheriff Kyle, you know I don't drink.
Henry Moon: 'Course she don't drink!