Go Tell the Spartans (1978)
Lt. Finley Wattsberg: Be careful, sir!
Maj. Asa Barker: Wattsberg, do you love your commanding officer?
Lt. Finley Wattsberg: Well... yes, sir.
Maj. Asa Barker: That's fine, because I love you, too.
Maj. Asa Barker: Are you sure we're not in a looney bin? Sometimes I think we're in a goddamn looney bin!
Gen. Harnitz: Ol' Barker might just come down here and shoot my balls off.
Maj. Asa Barker: Never in the U.S. have we asked for anything back. It would screw up the bookkeeping.