Cruise Into Terror (1978 TV Movie)
Captain Andrews: You with one of the medical missions, doctor?
Dr. Isiah Bakkun: Well no, I'm not that sort of a doctor, captain. My patients are beyond medical help. I'm an archaeologist.
Captain Andrews: Take to aspirins and call me in a thousand years, is that it?
Dr. Isiah Bakkun: You might say so, yes.
Matt Lazarus: I thought I missed the boat.
Captain Andrews: Ship.
Matt Lazarus: That's what I said, I was on a different boat, I...
Captain Andrews: Ship.
Matt Lazarus: Hey now, all this confusion...
Captain Andrews: Mister, eh...?
Matt Lazarus: Lazarus, Matt Lazarus. I got my transfer ticket right... here someplace, I know it. I think it's on the other boat. Can you hang on to this stuff, I'll just dash right...
Captain Andrews: I'm afraid we haven't got time for that, Mr. Lazarus, we're late as it is. But I'll tell you what, you, eh, come on board, as soon as we shove off I'll radio for your verification. If your not listed, we'll just throw you overboard.
Judy Haines: Captain! You're the man we wanna see.
Captain Andrews: Well, you're seing him, what can I do for you?
Debbie Porter: Eh, we were wondering: where is the best place on board for sunning?
Captain Andrews: Right up there on the bow. But be careful, it looks like parts of you haven't seen the sun for some time.
Judy Haines: Can I buy you a drink, sailor?
Simon Mclane: That's one of the best offers I've had all day.
Judy Haines: I could make a better offer...
Simon Mclane: I don't doubt it...
Simon Mclane: Give me a few minutes to finish, we'll go topside.
Judy Haines: I think that's the best place to start...
Sandra Barry: Now would you agree that us, eh, married women have a few things on those little nympets running around up there?
Neal Barry: I never disagreed.
Sandra Barry: Oh, well I saw the way you were looking at Judy and whatsername? Marilyn!
Neal Barry: Darling, just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
Reverend Charles Mather: [speaking to the sarcophagus] So that's how you're going to do it. Take us, one by one. The most innocent first.
Neal Barry: Those artifacts are ours. And we're gonna keep 'em. We voted on it.
Captain Andrews: This is a ship, Mr. Barry, not a convention. I'll decide where we'll sail.