Bugs Bunny in King Arthur's Court (1978 TV Short)
Yosemite Sam: Why you! Take him out and roast him at the stake!
Connecticut Rabbit: [Confused] Stake?... Roast?... Me?...
[Turns to the audience]
Connecticut Rabbit: Roast me at the stake? That stings. He wouldn't dare!
[Cuts to Bugs tied to a stake]
Connecticut Rabbit: HE'D DARE!
[after missing the usual "left turn at Albuquerque," Bugs finds himself in Camelot, dodging a fire-breathing dragon]
Bugs Bunny: Never again, never *never* again, do I take travel hints from Ray Bradbury! Huh! Him and his short cuts! The *last* time I took Bradbury's advice, I ended up in the 25th century as a Martian monocle... on *Mars* yet! *This* time, I end up in some kinda lizard factory!
Yosemite Sam: Will you shut up, ya loudmouthed dragon?
Bugs Bunny: Oh, as to that, well I can shut up, all right! Any time anybody asks me to shut up, I always shut up! Shutting up is one of my virtues! I'm considered very shutty-uppy in my crowd!
Yosemite Sam: *Shut up shuttin' up!*
[about to be burned at the stake, Bugs pretends to "blot out the sun" using a total eclipse]
Yosemite Sam: Sun, shmun! Roast that critter!
Daffy Duck: [as King Arthur] Listen, buster! Curb thy fat lip, or hie thee to the unemployment office!
Daffy Duck: Release that noble creature, and give him half my kingdom! And other, uh, monuments!
[Later, after Bugs "brings back the sun" when the eclipse has ended:]
Daffy Duck: Nice trick! Hmm, I don't suppose you'd settle for a quarter of my kingdom? Would ya? Or an eighth? Sixteenths are nice too. Thirty-seconds?
[Nods to Sam]
Daffy Duck: I'll throw in a second-hand court magician. After all, a thirty-second of England is easily equal to two blocks in downtown Dallas!
[Daffy, as King Arthur, presides over a jousting tournament from the safety of his royal viewing box]
Daffy Duck: This is the part I really dig about being a king! All those idiots down there hackin' away at each other, hoo hoo! And me safely up here, out of it! Being hacked is not only stupid... it *hurts!*
[to the crowd:]
Daffy Duck: Let the tournamen-, uh, the slaughter, begin!