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The Cheap Detective (1978)

San Francisco, 1940, detectives, dames, documents, Nazis, and a treasure.

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Ezra Dezire
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Bess
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Pepe Damascus
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Hoppy
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Storyline

Lou Peckinpaugh, the Cheap detective has entered a world that is half Casablanca and half Maltese Falcon. A parody of Bogart's films in which Lou goes through a series of scenes from the two movies trying to keep ahead of the police who think he killed his partner and find the black bird. Written by John Vogel <jlvogel@comcast.net>

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Who dunnit? This time it's Neil Simon who's really dunnit. See more »


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23 June 1978 (USA)  »

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Neil Simon's The Cheap Detective  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$6,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$5,000,000 (USA) (25 June 1978)
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(Metrocolor) (uncredited)

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2.35 : 1
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Trivia

One of three movies written by Neil Simon that were directed by Robert Moore. The others are Murder by Death (1976) and Chapter Two (1979). See more »

Goofs

When Lou and Marlene are talking in his apartment, her scarf keeps changing position from surrounding her face to trailing down the back of her head. See more »

Quotes

Lou Peckinpaugh: How do you stand yourself?
Pepe Damascus: It isn't easy. No hotel will take me for the entire night.
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Crazy Credits

The opening credits are written in chalk on a sidewalk, a brick wall, a tambourine, a dock piling, and the back of an overcoat. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Chinatown (1974) See more »

Soundtracks

Ain't Misbehavin'
(uncredited)
Music by Fats Waller and Harry Brooks
Played after the shooting at Nix Place
Also played at the bar when Peckinpaugh meets Blubber
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The Cheap Detective is Fabulous
26 August 2004 | by (Lexington, Kentucky) – See all my reviews

Neil Simon's movies always shine with his marvelous talent. The spoofs of Humphrey Bogart, his movies and other famous people/characters are priceless. My favorite scene in The Cheap Detective is where Eileen Brennen is singing in a cabaret, holding a cigarette out to the detective with her line "Well aren't you going to light my fire?" And he says (paraphrased)"well I was just checking out your kindling". Wonderful script and sharp and funny dialogue. Eileen is beautiful here. Peter Falk is very sexy in the title role. And could anyone ever compare with Madeline Kahn - they threw away the pattern on her. I think Humphrey Bogart would not only laugh at the spoofs of him but also be flattered that his persona has become so classic and so well-known and easily identifiable. There was a wonderful actor in "Dark Shadows" who early in his career did imitations of Bogie and looked a lot like him. He also played Bogie in a movie I believe. I wish there were more movies as good as Neil Simon's.


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