San Francisco, 1940, detectives, dames, documents, Nazis, and a treasure.

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Lou Peckinpaugh, the Cheap detective has entered a world that is half Casablanca and half Maltese Falcon. A parody of Bogart's films in which Lou goes through a series of scenes from the two movies trying to keep ahead of the police who think he killed his partner and find the black bird. Written by John Vogel <jlvogel@comcast.net>

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He knows every cheap trick, cheap joke, cheap shot and cheap dame in the book. See more »


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Neil Simon's The Cheap Detective  »

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This picture was inspired by the box-office success of Neil Simon's Murder by Death (1976) which also starred Peter Falk as Sam Diamond, a spoof of Humphrey Bogart' Sam Spade. However, Falk's character in this movie, is still a Bogart parody, it also being a spoof of Bogart's Rick Blaine from Casablanca (1942) as well as being an extension of both the Sam Spade character as well as Falk's Columbo TV persona as well. See more »

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When Lou and Marlene are talking in his apartment, her scarf keeps changing position from surrounding her face to trailing down the back of her head. See more »

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Marlene DuChard: Paul... are you sure we ought to be here?
Paul DuChard: There is nothing to worry about, my dear - we're in England now!
Marlene DuChard: No, Paul. This is America.
Paul DuChard: [looking around] Oh yes, America.
Marlene DuChard: We should've gone to a doctor, Paul. I'm not sure I got all that bullet out of your head.
Paul DuChard: Oh, chérie... It doesn't matter. It's the thought that counts.
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The opening credits are written in chalk on a sidewalk, a brick wall, a tambourine, a dock piling, and the back of an overcoat. See more »

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Referenced in Lørdagshjørnet: Gene Wilder (1978) See more »

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Bye Bye Blackbird
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Music by Ray Henderson
Played when Peckinpaugh is talking to Damascus at the restaurant
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Delicious Satire
28 April 1999 | by (Eatontown, NJ, USA) – See all my reviews

Taking off on classics like CASABLANCA and THE MALTESE FALCON, this is a clever and fast-paced satire that prefigures the kind of take-offs that would soon follow with films such as AIRPLANE.

You can enjoy the sheer silliness of the film even if you don't know the films it is imitating, but if you are familiar with the originals, this comedy will be even more delicious.


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