Sardu, master of the Theatre of the Macabre, and his assistant Ralphus run a show in which, under the guise of 'magic', they torture and murder people in front of their audience. But what the punters see as a trick is actually real.
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In New York's Soho district, the master of ceremonies Sardu runs the Theater of the Macabre, which specializes in acts where people are tortured and dismembered. The audiences dismiss it as fakery but the gore is real. Behind the scenes, Sardu and his dwarf assistant Ralphus torture and mutilate women for their own pleasure, as well as sell girls they have abducted into slavery. When the critic Creasy Silo contemptuously dismisses the show, Sardu has him abducted and tortured. At the same time, Sardu also abducts the ballerina Natasha Di Natalie and determines to break her will in order to make her agree to perform in his new show. Written by
I bless the day that I purchased my DVD player and PC, for they have both
allowed me to sample rare delights such as this.
The BBFC have never taken too kindly to this kind of movie, thus leaving
british fans of exploitation and horror movies with little to write home
For those of you wishing to open your minds, scour the web and grab
a sense of humour (albeit twisted), Bloodsucking Freaks is probably a
Directed by Joel M. Reed and starring Seamus O'brien, The movie is set
predominantly in a New York 'theatre of the macabre' Where the evil, yet
witty, Sardu (O'brien) delights in torturing young (and often naked)
on stage with various medieval devices, for an audience that believe the
proceedings to be nothing more than illusions.
Off course, they are not!
The wafer thin storyline revolves around Sardu trying to pass off his
as art, but a disagreable art critic who attends one of Sardu's shows
he 'has seen better' and refuses to review his Grand Guignal...so Sardu
What follows, is about 80 minutes of bad taste, poor acting, terrible
special effects, nudity, violence and gore, all polished off in a nice
Basically, everything I enjoy in a movie that cannot possibly be taken
Bloodsucking Freaks is pure trash...and I mean that in the nicest
Watch for Sardu's killer line..."her mouth would make an interesting
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