Pennies from Heaven (1978–1979)

Kenneth Colley: Accordion Man, The Accordion Man

Quotes 

• Pedestrian : You all right, mate?

  Accordion man : What? What?

  Pedestrian : What's the matter with you, eh?

  Accordion man : Oh, f... f...

  Pedestrian : Hey, now now. None of that!

  Accordion man : It's a f-f-fine world, sir...

  Pedestrian : Are you drunk? Is that it?

  Accordion man : Oh... 'tis that, 'tis that... it's a m-marvelous world, if you... look at it right... lights on the water...

  Pedestrian : [handing over some change]  Look here. Get yourself a cup of tea.

  Accordion man : Oh... thank you very, very much sir. Thank you very, very much.

• Accordion man : We're all going to hell. We're all going to burn in hell. Thank you very, very much, sir. Thank you very, very much, madam. Thank you very, very much, sir.

• Accordion man : Thank you very, very much, sir. Thank you very, very much, madam.