Memorable quotes for
"Dallas" (1978) More at IMDbPro »

JR Ewing: Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks.
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JR Ewing: So, you just remember who you're working for, keep a civil tongue in your head, and try to answer my questions with a bit of civility.
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JR Ewing: [to Marilee Stone] By the way honey, your a little too old to be running around without your clothes on.
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JR Ewing: Marilee, if you don't hurry, someone else is gonna get your street corner.
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JR Ewing: All that matters is winning.
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JR Ewing: Oh Barnes, you just get dumber and dumber every day.
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JR Ewing: [to Lucy] Say, why don't you have that junior plastic surgeon you married design you a new face: one without a mouth!
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JR Ewing: [to Ray Krebbs] Boy, you're just one dumb ole cowboy, ain't you?
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JR Ewing: Anything worth having is worth going for-all the way.
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JR Ewing: Sue Ellen, you're not a wife, you're not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing!
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Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: I'm really not an alchoholic.
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Pamela Ewing: Power, money, and control mean nothing to me. I want a nice, ordinary life with my husband.
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Clayton Farlow: There's gonna be hell to pay.
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JR Ewing: Well, hello Clayton. Come to take mama out?
Clayton Farlow: Yes, we're going out to dinner.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: She'll be down in a minute. Oh, excuse me. Clayton Farlow, Roy Ralston.
Roy Ralston: How do you do?
Clayton Farlow: Oh yeah, you're the fellow that has the talk show J.R.'s been on.
Roy Ralston: Yes I do. I'm sure you share my enthusiasm for J.R.'s appearances on my show.
Clayton Farlow: Not really.
Roy Ralston: Well, J.R.'s becoming the champion of the underdog. "I have a feeling he'll be leaving for Washington right after the next election.
Clayton Farlow: Well, Dallas's gain'll be Washington's loss!
Eleanor Southworth Ewing Farlow #1: Clayton, I'm so sorry I kept you waiting.
JR Ewing: No more than we are, mama.
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Sly Lovegren: ...Maybe Cliff just put two and two together.
JR Ewing: If Barnes put two and two together, he'd get three.
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[repeated line]
JR Ewing: You wouldn't be trying to blackmail old J.R., would you?
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Clayton Farlow: [to Bobby] I don't why she would have any problem with your family. Outside of JR, everyone is pretty normal.
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Lucy Ewing Cooper: Why won't any of you listen to me?
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