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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)
"Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine" (original title)

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Coluche ...
Le Roi Gros Pif 1er
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Le Chevalier Blanc
Anémone ...
Cousine Lucienne
Dominique Lavanant ...
La Reine Madeleine
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Premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Martin Lamotte ...
Le bouffon
Michel Blanc ...
Antremont
Philippe Bruneau ...
Duc d'Ambise
Roland Giraud ...
Duc d'Orléans
Michel Puterflam ...
Le radoteur
Philippe Manesse ...
Philippe de Boynet
Christian Spillemaecker ...
Christian de Boynet
Jean Jacques ...
Le Roi de Flandre
Jacques Canselier ...
L'exité
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La Reine de Flandre
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Bitka za Alzacijo in Loraino  »

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La chanson du Chevalier blanc
Music by Serge Gainsbourg
Lyrics by Coluche
Performed by Gérard Lanvin (dubbed by Olivier Constantin)
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The best movie directed by Coluche
26 January 2002 | by (Toulouse, France) – See all my reviews

This is a great comedy !!! History is treaded but comedy is the Queen. Coluche wrote History with his own personal point of view and tell us the adventure of The White Horseman under the Reign of King Gros Pif Ier (As King Big Nose Ist)........ We find a lot of good french actors as Gerard Lanvin, Michel Blanc, Anemone, Coluche himself, Rolang Giraud, ... There are stupid but mirth-provoking gags every minute... Song of White Horseman is really good and Coluche's dialogues are really funny (see the scene of the attempt against the king, one of the best) One of the best french comedy of the 70's !!!!!!!!! Really.


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