Tintorera: Killer Shark
(1977)
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Tintorera: Killer Shark
(1977)
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| Susan George | ... |
Gabriella
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Hugo Stiglitz | ... |
Steven
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Andrés García | ... |
Miguel
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Fiona Lewis | ... |
Patricia
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Eleazar García | ... |
Crique
(as Eleazar Garcia 'Chelelo')
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Roberto 'Flaco' Guzmán | ... |
Colonado
(as Roberto 'Flaco' Guzman)
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Jennifer Ashley | ... |
Kelly Madison
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Laura Lyons | ... |
Cynthia Madison
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Carlos East | ... |
Mr. Madison
(as Charles East)
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| Priscilla Barnes | ... |
Girl From Bar #1
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Pamela Garner | ... |
Girl From Bar #2
(as Pamela Gardner)
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Erika Carlsson | ... |
Anita
(as Erika Carlson)
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Manuel Alvarado | ... |
Naval Officer
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Alejandro Ciangherotti | ... |
Fisherman #1
(as Alexander Chianguerotti)
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Two shark hunters flirt with an attractive British lady while hunting down a large tiger shark terrorizing the Mexican East coast.
Recipe: "TINTORERA JUMBLE"
Ingredients:
- 2oz. 70s boobs and disco whore makeup
- 3oz. badly dubbed dialogue
- 1 jigger fake blood
- 1 jigger sand
- pinch of homoerotic overtones (complete with full frontal male
nudity)- dash of lesbian groping and dancing
- generous portion of porno-quality negligible characters (motivation and
logic carefully removed)Muddle ingredients with frozen clichés in semi-plotless script. Combine with overexposed film in blender, add obligatory unrelated shark documentary footage. Blend on slowest speed for 89 long minutes. Pour into daiquiri glass garnished with paper umbrella and fake shark tooth. Serve with irritating disco soundtrack and unintelligible, abrasive Caribbean accents whenever possible. Subtitles may be inserted at random and for no apparent reason.
The "Tintorera" cocktail is best enjoyed once an altered state has already been reached. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: This cocktail may be hazardous to your fast-forward button.