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A Legend Begins... from the middle..., 3 July 2007
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Author:
dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
*Star Wars* was a revelation and a revolution. There will never be
anything like it again. From its unique production values, to its
pioneering special effects; it was cops and robbers, it was swords and
sorcery, it was politics and romance; it was royalty and rebellion; it
was car chases in space chariots and computer whizbangery from sentient
trashcans. A villain in black, a hero in white, a wizard in robes, a
cowboy and his trusted, naked animal friend...
Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) is a farmboy on the desert world of
Tatooine (even though his sandy-haired complexion screams surfer dude
from Palos Verdes), who dreams of piloting a fighter plane instead of
working a farm. Like all young men, he has been brought up to believe
murdering innocent children in war is a more romantic idiom than
toiling the soil and bringing forth sustenance for humanity. I digress.
His dreams might have remained as distant as Palos Verdes is from
Tatooine, had he not met two robots (née droids), a sentient trashcan
(R2-D2) and an acolyte of Dr. Zachary Smith (C-3PO an interpreter
fluent in 6 million languages with the unfortunate default setting on
Perturbed Butler). In R2-D2's memory banks, Luke accidentally discovers
a holographic cry for help from a princess (Carrie Fisher). So begins a
journey which will take him to the farthest reaches of the galaxy to
him, that would be ten miles down the road to the cave of doddering
Alec Guinness (as Obi-Wan Kenobi), who spins wild tales of galactic
war, Imperial armies, Luke's deceased father and The Knights Who Say
Jedi.
At Mos Eisley spaceport, while canvassing for a clandestine captain to
fly them to planet Alderaan (where the cry for help bid them go), Luke
and Obi-Wan meet the most sexual character of the *Star Wars* series
no, not Han Solo Chewbacca the Wookiee; after all, he does the whole
movie without ever wearing any pants.
It is during this Mos Eisley "cantina sequence" that *Star Wars* does
its most insidious good. George Lucas unwittingly shows us a universe
where aliens were neither inherently "good" nor "evil", rather
co-existing in a truly "universal" society, where good or evil
individuals populate *every* species and race. The term "alien" is a
moot point of reference in this movie, as every being (human and
otherwise) traveled extensively between worlds. (The fact that this
cannot be achieved without faster-than-light travel is tangential to
the point.) The common thread of these disparate organisms is their
multifarious strangeness; their co-existing diversity.
Ironically, the cantina sequence - which features some of the most
childish, lamest face-masks and character designs - is ultimately where
the movie displays its most maturity.
Meanwhile, a hulking, black-clad, helmeted menace in a fruity cape and
7-inch platform boots plots to rule the galaxy, with theme music heavy
and minor and an army of stormtroopers - the military equivalent of
fast food (plastic-coated and unhealthy) - bringing war in the name of
hokey religion.
His name is Darth Vader. To three generations, Lord Vader was the
blackest, meanest, most badass villain to dress like the Pope since the
Pope. Years later, we would discover that Darth Vader meant "dark
father" in Swahili, a fact which jigsawed with the puzzle pie that
George carbon-scored into the *Star Wars* sequel, *The Empire Strikes
Back* (1980), proving that it wasn't just as he liked to call it a
"space opera," more like a space SOAP opera.
Darth and an old lady who looks like Peter Cushing kidnap the princess
and tool through the galaxy in a planet-sized battle station called the
Death Star, proving its awesome utility by decimating Alderaan,
whereupon Obi-Wan, en route, coincidentally suffers indigestion and
attributes it to mysticism rather than his ninety-year-old intestines,
"as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were
suddenly silenced." (More like that Neimoidian calamari you ate, which
was in the Millennium Falcon's fridge since before Han made the Kessel
run in less than twelve parsecs.)
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